Audio: Artie On Opie And Jim 1/23

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  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    I took this from the guy that posted it at SFN, apparently there's two segments, I think I have them in order.



     
  2. Nemo

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    Fun Fact.....
    Mike Calta (Cowhead) and Artie are Buchwald clients.

    :jj:.....Blubba is NOT a Buchwald client
     
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    Opie to Artie: "Looks like you lost weight"

    Artie goes right into diabetes & drug taking babbling.
    :facepalm:
     
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    Holy shit
    Artie has told this health story 50 times.
    Now he has Type 1 diabetes?
     
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    I thought type 2 is what you get if you're a fat fuck.:dontknow:
     
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    Type 2...Type 1......whatever it takes
    :jj:
     
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    Artie is OK now.
    He is gluten free
    :jj:
     
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    Gluten free......

    :facepalm:

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    Lost weight....found weight.
    Artie looks great.
    :facepalm:
     
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    Artie is a big fat liar about not being able to get sponsors for his podcast.
     
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    BTW if you listen to Artie at the beginning of the 2nd clip he does have a normal non vomit inducing voice but for some reason he falls into a (cool?) wheeze phlegmy drawl to tell his embellished amazing stories where he always shoehorns in how wealthy he is.
     
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    Buchwald client Cowhead asked Artie if he got a ratings bonus when he was on the Stern show.
    :jj:

    So Don's guys get a ratings bonus.
    :coffee:
     
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    I'd love to get ahold of one of those contracts to see what kind of clauses and bonus jargon is embedded within.

    Then, I'd know his exact motivation as he talks about certain things.

    Shady fuck.
     
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    I think that was a sarcastic undertone. Opie does that sometimes.
     
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    Artie has 10 stock hack stories he tries to shoehorn into every appearance.
     
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    cowhead is good ppl, I used to catch his show when I lived in Tampa some years back he is fun and funny at least for testicle radio
    unlike the wig his Cohost nodded on the air once and was fired
     
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    Artie asked about breakup with the girlfriend.....
    $40,000 engagement ring taken when she left????
     
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    Paris was the last time Artie fell off the wagon?
    :facepalm: