AUDIO: Howard met God and Satan in 1997. Pay attention to detal.....

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  1. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    Did Howard become Satan's lieutenant? go to14:10....He felt I was good at making people miserable and the more miserable I would make them the more chance the people have a chance of getting into heaven, but I would have to sit at his side.

    -Why would God give wings to these beautiful creatures?
    (Victoria Secret) models.

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    - I will make people suffer, but only for 3 more years ,,,,then I will leave.
    Howard left his wife 3 yrs. later.







    Jesus was 42 when he was crusified....? No, he was 33.....but Howard was 42 when this experience happened
    Howard compared his journey to Jesus

    Is it possible that Howard went to the Rabbi and discussed his marital problems .........?
     
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    A perfect example of why Howard isn't funny. Loved it when he blew his line:

    H> It seemed like only seconds had passed, but it was really hours.
    R> Did they sent out a search party?
    H> No, I mean it seemed like hours, but only took a few seconds.

    Howard should have looked up meaning of the word "incarnate," before using it several times.

    Also, Howchie kept repeating "for the rest of your life," referring to the time spent, after death. (He meant "for the rest of eternity.")

    Finally, I love his whole cosmology. Howchie says "No one goes to Heaven. The souls there, have already been there for millions and billions of years. Everyone who dies just hangs around in Limbo." Yet, when Robin asks him to describe Hell, H. says "I couldn't see anything, Robin. I just heard the screams and wails. It was just white light and emptiness."

    Sounds like he had his descriptions of Hell and Limbo confused. The bit made no sense at all.
     
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    This thread is too complicated.
     
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    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    it is complicated with religious
     
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    Beth is Satan
    Allison is God
     
  7. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    Did Satan get a car bought for her, and then some A-hole leaked it to Page 6?
     
  8. Mr Ed

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    Not unless Satan is a stripper, er, excuse me, "Exotic Dancer."

    The car was a Mercedes, similar to the one Howchie bought Robin.

    But, C'mon... this is/should be a good thread. Listen to the clip and Grr along at/with Howard. The bit is bad, but not nearly as bad as present day Stern.

    (At least the bastard was trying to entertain his listeners, instead of pissing on 'em. No product placement, in line ads, or "Rock the Grilled Cheese" back then. Just lame ol' Howie, trying to be interesting after taking yet another week or two off. Robin was much more aggressive when it came to calling Howchie on his bullshit, back then.)
     
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    Yeah, what the fuck was that?
    They played it on Best of recently.
    Bizarre. I never heard him talk like that. He sounded really sincere. I kept waiting for a punchline that never came.
    Did he ever address that again?
     
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    Speaking of Mercedes, it's funny how howie consistently buys german cars for gifts after all of his anti-nazi ranting and his ice cream scoop throwing-out mother. Thanks for bringing this up Ruffy, I was gonna mention it too after I heard it last week or whenever it was but a few days went by and I forgot.....one thing that I got out of all that is that Howie is a tremendous bullshit artist. It was a very interesting rant, almost seemed like it could've been real by the way he stuck to it and got so involved - Howie can lie very convincingly. Speaking of bullshit, anyone hear Howie interrupt quivers in mid news to advertise Flexbelt? "And speaking of that Robin, let me tell you about Flexbelt......." I wonder if they rolled enough marbles his way how far he'd go with this shit - would he change his name to Flexbelt Stern? Or Flexbelt Stern-Ostrosky? For six months, Howard and Beth will legally change their names to the Flexbelts......."In fact Robin, it's so flexible Beth saw it and immediately wrapped it around her head and went around with six pack abdominal muscles for a face that day. I thought about telling her, but it seemed like too much trouble, and then I realized how hot it looked. I love flexbelt" He should go back to Snapple, it was more dignified.
     
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    We are in the same groove Hollywood, cuz I heard that Flexbelt interruption as well and immediately thought to myself,,,wo! this is becoming more than annoying,,,,it is becoming insulting. i forgot what Robin was talking about but I remember it held my interest til BAM!Howard quickly interrupts.
     
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    According to Howchie, "The News is Robin's time to shine!"

    He must think she's shinier after he pisses on her, like that.
     
  13. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    i never heard this, Ruffy. please find the video!


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    [video=youtube;OS-jrXsh-mM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS-jrXsh-mM[/video]
     
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    :yay:
     
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    one of the comments states he stole this from an Anne Rice book. this i believe. he read a lot of anne rice back then.
     
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    :bigcry: video killed the radio

    oops I meant that the other way around. vid isn't working anymore. :dontknow: could be my adblock
     
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    Yup. Memnock the devil. I had just read it at the time and I knew immediately what he was spewing was Anne rice's story.
     
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    Bababooey4uall New Member Banned User

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    Another shit thread from a shit poster. You must have been listening to the shuffle in the wee hours of the night to catch this gem, faggot.
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    :eek: how dare you!!!

    No one insults Ruffypup around these parts. :behave: