Audio: Howard Stern Says, "I Love Artie / I'm Not Involved With Artie" (9/30/15)

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  1. Benjamen

    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    9/30/15: The BroGate 2015 saga continues ...

    Learn at the feet of the Master of Misdirection as Howard puts through a call from the wrong Matt.

    "I know Artie's hurt, or he's not hurt, whatever. But this show is not the time and place to discuss Artie's situation."



    Nobody steal my idea of taking clips of Artie talking about his love for Howard and Howard talking about his love for Artie and setting them to "Secret Garden" by Bruce SpringStern!



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    Nice clip. The wig sounds so deflated now.
     
  3. Hey Now

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    Howard says he has seen Artie, and then had kind words for each other and they embraced... HMM
     
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    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    He's talking about the time he and Artie visited Robin in the hospital at the same time by accident. Artie acknowledges this. Howard was caught off guard and pretended to be happy to see him, then refused to take his subsequent calls.
     
  5. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken white punk on dope VIP

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    I "read" that I wear a wig Robin. That I'm being "managed". He almost went to the Mari Turk/getting things done accusations, but backed off.
     
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    I really really want to steal this idea.
     
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    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    So he KIND OF addressed the Marci Turk situation, but doesn't mention her by name.. says hes "being managed into being PC"..

    I thought he was going there for a second, that woulda been more interesting than the Artie topic.

    "What do you want me to do, jump and down for Artie?"

    :facepalm:
     
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    Can you re post the clip?..it looks like it got removed. Thank you!! @Benjamen
     
  9. Benjamen

    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    Then you already know who you're no better than:

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  10. Benjamen

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    It still works for me. Try refreshing?
     
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  11. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    "It's getting uncomfortable for me to get the same call again and again..."
    Really?
    Bobo, MFB, Speech Imp. Man, ad nauseum....
     
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    ARM Well-Known Member

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    Exactly! How the fuck do you NOT evoke her name "Marci Turk" in that? ? I've never seen a tweet like that where her name WASN'T written out.
     
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    "And thus BroGate entered official Dawgs Lexicon." :grad:

    :jj:
     
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    sounds like the wig goes on Twitter a bunch for all that "non sense"
     
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    Damn, the audio still doesn't work for me..
     
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    kingofallmessicans Sandy Cunt

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    I'd be like Leno without the cars, money, girls, or chin.
     
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    HAHAHAHAHA he picked up on the wrong guy!

    Howard sucks at thinking on his feet.

    waaaaaaah "it's becoming uncomfortable to me"

    fuck you.


    he sounds just like his dad, stereotypical old Jewish man.
     
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    All quotes by Howard:

    "This show is not the time and place to discuss Artie's situation."

    "What are you gonna do, discuss Artie's situation every minute?"

    "There's nothing to discuss! Artie's doing fine! He's doing well. Leave it be."

    I think I'm being misdirected! :bigcry:

    And Howard takes on his mother's cadence when patronizing his listeners. Not her voice, but her dismissive cadence.
     
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    how come we, as listeners, know howard better than artie does?
     
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    And that makes his whole "What do you want me to do? I'm here everyday" line pure BS. He never addresses the elephant in the room.
     
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