Audio: Howard Sterns Says "Besht I Can Do"

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  1. Benjamen

    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    Howard boldy draws a line in the sand, advising anyone unhappy with his show to stop listening, because he's doing the best show he can do. But Shtonehenge gets in the way, and he accidentally says the word "besht" instead of best.



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    I'm screaming!
     
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    ...the besht i can do :cwl:
     
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    shhhhhhhtarbuckshhhhhhhh
     
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    :cwl::giggle::jumping::haha::lol:

    This is the BESHT thread ever!!
     
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    I hadn't heard his voice in a few years until that AGT Send-off bullshit... those chompers and accompanying lisp make him annoying as hell to listen to...
     
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    I can't believe this. Was this this morning?
     
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    "I run the show how I want to"

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    Besht is the new noine.

    Thanks, Benjamen.
     
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    About 30 minutes ago. Hanzi rattled him by mentioning the Artie podcast with @stuttering john melendez , and accused him of being a sellout who has lived long enough to become Don Imus. After dropping the call, Howard was sent into a spiral where he lectured everyone about how he doesn't care about the common man, is not interested in doing old bits, doesn't care what listeners want, and is happy for you to stop listening if you don't like what he's doing right now.
     
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    One can only wish he loses every one of his listeners, but unfortunately, there's newer fans that don't remember the innovative years.
     
    Sep 21, 2015 #13
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    Read my lipsh, No new contract
     
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    ...what else can he say when he knows that 90% of his audience is already gone. hes probably pissed off that his big dive into prime time television was a huge bust.
     
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    Part of the "evolution". Everything is scripted on this show including Hanzi calls. Howie's setting us up for his next project.
     
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    "best I can do"

    Then he's not worth much anymore. For his sake he better have signed something before admitting that...unless of course he's lying again to his loyal fans.
     
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    The fact that he was on again today adds more to my theory that he intends to be done at Thanksgiving. He has plenty of room for vacations with his 110 show contract but he keeps working. Then throw in the "just cancel" bullshit, a passive aggressive slam to Sirius.
     
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