Stern Show [Audio] Way back in '01 Howard said "I had a couple of my lower teeth pulled out"

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  1. Mr Pink

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    He says that after seeing himself in Private Parts he didn't like his teeth. So he went to his quack dentist and had his lower teeth veneered, with 'a couple' getting pulled out completely.

    The Great Dr. Kaufmann took his lower teeth from this:

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    to this:

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    WTF???


    http://www.marksfriggin.com/news01/2-12-01.htm

    Chris Rock Comes In. 2/15/01. 8:10am

    Howard took a few phone calls and one guy pointed out that Chris had some tooth work done. Chris said he admits to that. Howard also had some tooth work done after ''Private Parts''. He said he actually had some of his lower teeth pulled out to fix the mess that was there. He's never told anyone on the show about that before so Robin was surprised to hear that.
     
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    Dr. Kaufman should be shot. Then again, he didn't have much to work with. Look at those chompers.
    What is that crap near the gumline?
    :facepalm:
     
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    When the lower teeth are really crowded (which often happens), it's easier just to yank the one or two that are too crowded or being shoved aside. The alternative would be to go for long-term braces, which is not practical for a lot of adults (particularly once they hit their 50s). Once the teeth are removed, they can grind down what's left and glue on veneers. Done well, they can look pretty good, but they do have to be replaced every few years because they don't hold up as well as real teeth.
     
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    Why doesn't he just blow it up and replace everything? It's so bizarre that a billionaire would suffer through a disaster zone like that. His bottom teeth go straight across, with no curve to them whatsoever.

    WTF?!?
     
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    Where are his bottom molars in that second pic? His front lower are tall and prominent but then there is a massive drop off and nothing seems to be adjacent to them.

    @Bye You!
     
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    What is the big friggin deal? All on-camera celebs get cosmetic dental work.

    If Ray Stern wasn't such a psycho, Howard would have had braces as a kid.
     
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    he got him some store bought teeth.
     
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    FEH

    You can straighten teeth with aspirin and tomato juice.
     
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    Exactly. She was too busy shoving things up her little Howchala's ass to be concerned with something as trivial as his teeth.:crazy:
     
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    Being straight across allows them to be able to hinge inward so he can suck bigger dicks.
     
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    Of course! The ol' saloon doors.

    "There's a new scheriff in town, boysh!"
     
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    The big friggin deal is that for 30 years he made fun of Gary's teeth and now Howard looks like a bigger fool than Gary ever did
     
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    I think I've figured out what's going on here.
    I don't know which couple of teeth he had pulled, but as far as the dark shit at the bottom of his "new" lower teeth, over the years since he had them done his gums have receded, exposing either the implant abutment or the original tooth root which has discolored (probably from being root canal-ed or something.) Am I right Bye? Add to that, the veneers or crowns on the bottom are in now discolored and in generally bad shape.
    Yeah, what Jersey said above. The second thing is that, even though it was obvious at some point that he gotten new chompers, it was not allowed to be discussed on air. Making fun of, or even mentioning his teeth was verboten.

    Thirdly, the work he had done was so bad that Robin hadn't even noticed, she's genuinely surprised he had anything done at all.

    Yes, he had talked about his teeth all of the time but I believe this is the first real mention of him having any cosmetic dentistry.
     
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