Audition here for Oderus' Damn Yankees cover band

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  1. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    Drummers need not apply.
     
  2. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    I will tear Oderus' goddamned head off and shit right down his neck.
     
  3. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    ^roadie
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Do you have space for a classically trained musician?
     
  6. BLOW ME

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    I was standing in the wings at a show they opened once when that lunatic pulled out a bow and arrow and shot into a target 10 feet from me.
     
  7. gilaet

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    I don't have a wine bar.
     
  8. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    He's the wild card.
     
  9. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Cool because I was going to have to go out and find a classically trained musician.
     
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    ^bass
     
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  11. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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  12. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    Fucking hippies
     
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    I don't want to talk about it anymore
     
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    Tigger Please VIP Extreme Gold

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    Well?
     
  15. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    Finally a voice of reason.
     
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    Dope sniffers.
     
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    If you need a manager, I will always make sure the tour bus is stocked with fresh whores and booze.
     
  18. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    I appreciate the effort but we're not running for president.
     
  19. VarmintSam

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    Whateva, your loss.
     
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  20. J Hi

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    Oderus won't talk to me since I showed him those Metallica videos. He thinks I put a curse on him.
     
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