News Australia might Euthanize Johnny Depp’s Dogs

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    Australia Threatens To Euthanize Johnny Depp’s Dogs
    Kaitlan Collins
    Entertainment Editor

    1:05 PM 05/14/2015

    Johnny Depp brought his two Yorkshire terriers with him to Australia, and now the country is threatening to euthanize the animals if he doesn’t get them out by Saturday.

    Depp is in Australia filming “Pirates of the Caribbean,” and Australia’s Minister of Agriculture Barnaby Joyce said the actor had 50 hours to send them back to California, USA Today reports.

    In a televised statement, Joyce said Depp brought his pups into “our nation, despite not getting the proper certification and the proper permits required. Basically it looked like he snuck them in.”

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    Johnny Depp and Amber Heard arrive at the airport. (Photo: Splash News)

    “If you start letting movie stars — even though they’ve been the sexiest man alive twice — to come into our nation [with pets], then why don’t we just break laws for everybody?” Joyce said.

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    (Photo: Splash News)

    “It’s time that Pistol and Boo buggered off back to the United States.”

    Australian import laws require animals that enter the country to spend ten days in a quarantine facility to ensure the dogs are disease free and prevent the spread of non-native diseases such as rabies, ehrlichia, leishmania, leptospirosis and internal and external parasites.

    A rep for Depp has not responded to USA Today’s request for comment.
     
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    Faggit dogs.
     
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    Beth Stern to the rescue!
     
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    I fucking hate these little dogs
    we've played god by creating these breeds that would have zero chance of survival on their own

    fuck em
     
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    I say, we let them go...

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    and have them euthanize Depp instead.
     
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    Wow - such a nice carrier for a kabillionaire to use for his dogs -- assuming he is even aware he has any pets.
     
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    Under 20 lbs.= NOT A DOG (you fairy)
     
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    I really don't like Johnny Depp. There, I said it.
     
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    He's too busy fucking Amber Heard to think about dog permits.
     
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    I'd rather they euthanized Johnny Depp.
     
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    that seems to be the consensus here:bounce:
     
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    No no. Then we will not have the next "Pirates of the Caribean".
     
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    Another Pirates of the Caribbean movie?
     
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    I fly to Australia for work a few times a year. When you are landing they play a video that is VERY clear that no pets or foods can be brought into their Eco system.

    Entitled Cunt. Probably a fucking liberal, right @Dorb ?

    Oh and Thanks Obama!
     
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    Everyone knows that Dep is a far right conservative, you bozo.
     
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    Typical celebrity thinks he is above the law.
     
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    I'd like to euthanize Amanda heards shit well
     
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