Avion vs. Guacamole

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, May 22, 2012.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    How come Gary gets shit on by Howard when Gary corrects him about the pronunciation of Avion tequila.

    But in nearly the same sentence, Howard can turn around and correct George on how to say Guacamole.

    What a total asshole he is.



    And oh yeah, according to Howard only 3 year olds put ketchup on their eggs.
     
  2. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    That's because everyone knows you only put truffles on eggs!
     
  3. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits

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    Like anyone would take food advice from someone who thinks a plain baked potato and steamed broccoli is a good meal.
     
  4. gilaet

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    Portion of eggs.
    Ketchup on side.
    :howard:
     
  5. bznick

    bznick Hustling, Flowing, and Hating! Gold

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    It's good if you want "Lo Cal"...UGH, can't believe I typed that. Listening Howard say that is cringe worthy. Jesus, Howard, have a rice cake and a Tab.
     
  6. urbanshocker

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    Yes, but certainly not domestic truffles...
     
  7. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits

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    Egg whites only!!!
     
  8. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    No oil, no butter!!!
     
  9. BrerJimmy

    BrerJimmy Well-Known Member

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    I hate to side with Wiggy on this one, but abusing ketchup is a low class move to a lot of people. Anytime I see someone breaking out the Heinz with eggs, chicken, fish, etc., I immediately start judging them.
     
  10. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    Bubba used to send one of his guys to Wendy's for chicken sandwiches and fries.
    And a bag of ketchup to dip them in.
    :bully:
     
  11. Bianca Stern

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    Tuned in on my Sirius App just in time to hear this conversation. I didn't even bother trying to get it to work again once it flashed a Data Connection Error (with full service and wifi).
     
  12. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    So you're a douche?
     
  13. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Howard only thinks that because he saw Beth do it.
     
  14. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits

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    Well she is from Pittsburgh!
     
  15. BrerJimmy

    BrerJimmy Well-Known Member

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    I'm America's judge!
     
  16. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Gary tell Howard to kiss your ass! He is suck a prick when it comes to food.

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  17. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    But all the starch in that baked potato is NOT a good thing.
     
  18. Peau de Soie

    Peau de Soie Edit Button? Thanks LaserTilt!

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    Nah, carbs rock.
     
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    An entire baked potato with his gut? He's all but eliminated protein from his diet, now that he doesn't eat meat or chicken and I highly doubt he's eating fish 7 days (actually 14 times --dinner and lunch)/ week.

    He's gonna look like a bloated Ethiopian in a couple of months.
     
  20. Chimney Portions

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    I'm sure he's chugging whey protein shakes after he benches 90lbs for 4 whole reps! The man's a machine!