Entertainment AVN awards clever title of year nominees

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    I don't think this is even a contest. "That Rapper Destroyed My Crapper" is the slam dunk winner.

    Bush Supporter, Huster Video

    Daddy Loves My Rosebud, Desperate Pleasures/Pure Play

    Dark Side of Her Moon, Dogfart/Pulse

    Drop Them Drawers Give Daddy Some Candy, Lethal Hardcore/Pulse

    Gingeracial, Third Degree Films

    Hair Supply, Third Degree Films

    Karma's a Bitch, ArchAngel/Girlfriends

    Less Talking More Sucking, Fantasy Massage/Pulse

    My Family's Creampie Recipe, Digital Sin Tabu Tales

    My Tits, My Story, Score/Pure Play

    Old Dumb and Begging to Cum, Tug Zone/Black Market

    Pornado, Adult Source Media

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Titties, Hot Mess/Exile

    That Rapper Destroyed My Crapper, Lethal Hardcore/Pulse

    They're Real & They're Spectacular, Reality Kings/Pulse
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    My Family's Creampie Recipe :spit:
     
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    :rofl:
     
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  5. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    You're right, most of em are pretty dumb, and then there's that one :jj:
     
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    this seems heinously offensive
    but I'll have to watch a scene or two before I can say so for certain
     
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    "Yup That's Right: I Married Howard Stern" (Cuckold category), 112 Productions/NSAL
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    :facepalm:
     
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    Willowglen Lookin thru the glass ceiling & up Stephs skirt VIP

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    No three million dollar budgeted bad parody's this year where Evan Stone tries to "act"?
     
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    I thought Beastiality was illegal?
     
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    I love porn titles. I'll go through the pay per view titles in the menu guide for a good laugh. My current favorite is "I f'd up and fucked my mom".
    I also love when they title something like Big Gashes 1. They know it's so good that it's going to spawn sequels.
     
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    Lawrence of Labia...my all-time favorite.
     
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    Star Whores
     
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    "Naive Groupies Cock Rammed in their Poopies!"

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    You've got to love a feature film with stars like "Fiddy Centimeter" and "Jizz Khalifa"
     
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    It Won't Suck Itself was robbed!*







    *I don't know if that is the actual name of a porn movie, but it should!
     
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    Are you referring to 'the submission of Emma Marx'? :fil:
     
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    I was thinking more along the lines of Pirates, Top Gun and all the other over priced shit Digital playground churns out.
     
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    Romancing the Bone
     
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