Avril Lavigne appears to be dying...

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  1. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    Or maybe shes just a fucking drama queen..

    Avril Lavigne Thanks Her Fans For Their Concern And Support After She Announces She Is Having Health Issues
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    Avril Lavigne announced she was dealing with undisclosed health issues last weekend. For several days, nothing more was heard from the songstress, until she turned to Twitter to thank her fans for their concern and support.

    “I’m having health issues. So please keep me in your prayers,” Lavigne posted to Twitter last weekend, reports Billboard.

    On Friday (December 12), Lavigne returned to Twitter to thank her fans, but still did not shed any light on what her health issues are.

    “Thank you to all the fans for the sweet get well messages and all the tweets. I appreciate the lovely notes and well wishes from everyone,” she tweeted.

    “It’s been like two years since you completed your last album. Are you in the studio right now or working on something?” a fan tweeted.

    “I feel bad because I haven’t been able to say anything to the fans to let them [know] why I’ve been absent. I’m torn as I’m quite private. I’m not feeling well. I’m having some health issues. So please keep me in your prayers,” the 30-year-old Lavigne tweeted.

    Lavigne’s rep has come forward to say that pregnancy rumors about the singer are untrue, reports the Los Angeles Times.

    After fans began tweeting hashtag messages such as “#GetWellSoonAvril” and “#PrayForAvril,” Lavigne reached out to say thank you.

    “Wanted to say thx to my fans for the support this past year! Here’s a @Spotify playlist from the 2014 tour setlist!” she added.

    Back in September, the “Hello Kitty” rocker was a victim of the nude celebrity hack. Not long after that, Lavigne’s husband, Nickleback rocker Chad Kroeger, put subsequent rumors that the couple was splitting up to rest.

    “When you get out of high school… All that rumor crap. All that stuff that people say behind each other’s backs is minuscule pales in comparison to the world of celebrity or being married to a celebrity. That’s high school multiplied exponentially. It’s ridiculous. How many times has [actress] Jennifer Aniston been pregnant this year? A dozen?… Let’s start a new rumor: I’m pregnant!” Kroeger told E! News

    Lavigne skyrocketed to fame in 2002 with her hit “Complicated.” Her most recent release, “Hello Kitty,” however, has been highly criticized. Billboard called the single’s Japanese-themed video an “embarrassment in any language.”

    Lavigne has not been photographed in public since her 30th birthday party back in September.

    Lavigne’s official website hasn’t been updated since April, and she has no upcoming events planned.
     
  2. Rob0729

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    Only if she could take her talentless husband with her.
     
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    Blue waffles???
     
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    Translation: I had no talent to begin with and was lucky to have one hit record in an era where even a monkey with a computer can win a grammy. Even so, I'm a has-been and need to fake health issues for attention.
     
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    Fixed.
     
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    It's complicated
     
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    is being a cunt a health issue these days?
     
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    Avril's "around".
     
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    Sad? Sick? Not able to bake a cake in the mommy oven? I have JUST THE THING: Kittens!

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    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    She probably just needs some real cock
     
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    Thanking the fans this is from a chick who if you bought her VIP Meet and Greets you could not hug her or touch her in any way
     
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    I sit around some days spending hours worrying about Avril Lavigne.
     
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    I hope she didn't get the AIDS from her EX.....

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    holy fuck's fuck she's fucking 30 now? :eek:
     
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    Doze pants seems ta be getting a lot loose on this cockgobbler........but he's still styling for his walk to pick up his AZT.
     
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    Eeew. WTF is that thing?
     
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