Aware me on some good lawnmowers (srs) (old farts) (shut ins) (plz help)

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  1. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    I want a walk behind dealio, not the sit on your fat ass kind. Also, I don't have room or want to
    spend money on a skag or something like that which is too big for my garage that has 2 cars in it already.
    And no, I'm not building a fuckin shed for it so mice can have a place to sleep all winter. And yes, I'm
    afraid of mice. :eek:

    ....and no, I'm not hiring anybody because I like cutting the lawn.

    I got an acre that has a house in the middle of it. I'll spend around $500-600, I guess. that's all the info I got.

    :coffee:
     
  2. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    Lawnboy /thread
     
  3. Tarpon1965

    Tarpon1965 Resident Dawg Whisperer

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    I'll sell you this one for $599.95 but you must order within the next 24 hours.

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  4. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    Lol you are afraid of mice lol


    I got a craftsman self propelled that has been kicking ass for more than a decade
     
  5. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    It's gotta have a motor on it
     
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    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Get a John Deere rider and keep it in your shed or hire some Mexicans
     
  7. Tarpon1965

    Tarpon1965 Resident Dawg Whisperer

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    Oh, so you're lazy. Why didn't you say that in the first place.
     
  8. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    Hey...fuck you!!!! :crazy:


    Craftsmen? Is that Sears? Isn't that like Walmart? aware me
     
  9. Shine

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    Sears
     
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    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    :livid:
     
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    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    I had a pet rat once :nocheer:
     
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    Tarpon1965 Resident Dawg Whisperer

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    Have you shit it out yet?
     
  13. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    I bought a Craftsman from Sears too before I developed an intense hatred for Sears. Had it for 8 years and never changed the oil and it starts first pull every time. 6.5HP self propelled.
     
  14. Splash

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    :jj: It's name was Raggit
     
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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    We just got a Cub Cadet last month, have only used it a few times. Our grass isn't growing anymore because of the heat!
     
  16. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    my lawn mower's name is Carlos.
     
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    Mack Well-Known Member

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    I bought a snapper like 15 years ago and it's been fucking bullet proof.

    Skip the self propelled bull shit, too.
     
  18. Splash

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    How big is his junk?
     
  19. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    I had some white trash meth heads cutting my lawn before. Most of the neighbors have Mexicans.
     
  20. Shine

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    If you have hills, self propelled is the shit