Awesome Artie segment! LOL

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  1. Preston Folded

    Preston Folded Well-Known Member

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    I was listening to an old tape. This was when they were doing a football pool with the wack pack. And crazy Alice called in:


    Howard: you're doing so well. Are you feeling pressure?

    Crazy Alice: Yeah I am.

    Artie: On your ankles? You feelin pressure on your ankles, you fat fuck?

    Alice: Shut up you junkie.

    Artie: Fuck off.

    Alice: fuck you bitch.

    Howard: Lets not get into that.

    Artie: Fuck her! This is bullshit. I'm sick of her insults.

    Alice: you fat junkie

    Artie: fat fuck

    Alice: shut up

    Artie: crazy lunatic fat fuckin bitch. You're crazy obese Alice.

    Alice: (carrying on) 12000 dollars for a watch, you fat junkie

    Artie: Maybe I'll sell my watch and buy your house

    Alice: sell your butthole, whore!

    Howard: Here's an email- I hope artie comes out of a club and gets mugged and gets his watch stolen. Typical Jersey Dago. Artie dreams of being Tony Soprano. Fuckin marinara wearing guinea.

    Alice: Tony Soprano had class!

    Artie: Why don't you fuck off! I'm sick of your bullshit.

    Alice: Fuck you

    Artie: why don't you come over here, you fat crazy bitch. Why don't you get on the fuckin fat wagon and drive over here?

    Alice: shut up cock sucker. You ugly.

    Artie: Oh I'm ugly? Yer a young Lola Falana.

    Alice: You and that Bitch ass ugly fuckin sister of yours...

    Artie: Heyyyyyy don't bring family into this you crazy dumb, fuckin CUNT

    Alice: you short dicked big belly balloon face muthafucka

    Artie: what are you, lookin in the mirror

    Alice: …..drug takin......

    Artie: Don't accuse me of takin drugs at work, that's libelous

    Alice: ok can I say hi to Fred?

    Artie: No! You can't do anything you whore!

    Alice: You a whore, you wanna suck dick, when's the last time you sucked a dick, last night?

    Artie: I sucked your mothers dick

    Alice: she don't have a dick

    Artie: yes she does, when she fucks your father in the ass!

    Alice: I don't like dicks, you faggot

    Artie: What are you, a lesbo?

    Howard: so alice, what is your pick?

    Artie: Hey alice, pick up your enormous belly and wash your dick...


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    If I could like this twice, i would. I know he hit that disgusting land beast after the Yankees game... Baby gorillas...

     
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    Ah, the sharp wit of Arthur Lange. Just barely holding his own in a screaming match with a schizophrenic woman. Ponderous.
     
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    Preston Folded Well-Known Member

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    Artie is obviously fucking around but Alice is dead serious.
     
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    Say whatever you want. Artie delivered the laughs. That's shit is funny.
     
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    this is one of my favorites.

     
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    Nice AV of Conway Twitty!
     
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