Awkward Question

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  1. Dump Button

    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    I have a guy that helps me around the yard and does handy man stuff. As anyone would assume he's from Mexico and the guy is a champ. He's a great guy. However, it's been difficult to get :leaf:around here. I've been thinking about asking him for the Scooby snacks but I've been hesistant

    Should I ask him if he knows anybody or not?
     
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  2. bennymuso

    bennymuso England's Finest Gold

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    Racist.
     
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    Yes. You're over thinking it.
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    he's a champ :bigcry:
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    he's coming over tomorrow to help me with the patio. Any icebreakers?
     
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    Don't ask him for it, ask if he knows where you can get it. If he's a champ, he'll be happy to help.
     
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    It's only in adhering to horriboe stereotypes of contemptible origins that you would even consider asking a Hispanic of questionable immigration status for information concerning his weed connections.






    So in light of that, I would say, yes, by all means ask him. :D
     
  8. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner "I break bread, ribs, hundred dollar bills..."

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    He'll gladly help you.
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    Sour. I want you to go to jail for this.
     
  10. larryluncg

    larryluncg Fuck you, that's my name VIP Gold

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    No. That will fuck up the employee/employer relationship.
     
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    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    It'd be racist if you aksed him where the best burritos are. Just aks him.
     
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    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    Yeah. What's he gonna do? Call the DEA?
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    we don't have that sorta relationship though
     
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    I blame shitty parents
     
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    he has a smartphone
     
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    Wait until the two of you are working together tomorrow, set an alarm on your phone so it sounds like someone is calling you, answer it and then pretend to have a conversation with your weed dealer who's just informed you that he's moving to Colorado. Hang up and then explain your predicament in a very dejected tone to Fulgencio. Slow play it. Don't ask him directly for assistance at first, but give him the opportunity to offer. If that doesn't bear fruit organically, then casually press the issue to whatever extent you feel comfortable.
     
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    Tell him that if he wants to continue working for you he has to take a drug test.
     
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    If you have some, maybe you could Offer to smoke some with him after work. Them you could mention your connection is not around.
     
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    Hey, buddy! :smile:
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    as long as he's under 60 i'd say yes

    just put your index finger and thumb together, put it up to your lips, pretend to inhale, then giggle
    they like that shit

    for the record, it's going to be horrible weed if he can get it
     
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