Awwwwwwwwwwwww man................

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Jun 11, 2012.

  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    ............I think I caught some "feelings" and shit.

    Monk kept telling me I wasn't broken, I kept not believing him.

    PP is gone every goddamn week now, as of last week, until September for the new contract.

    I'd like to pretend that he leaves his truck with me every week to be nice..........but he has nowhere else to leave it outside of the yard. And I keep upgrading it for him.

    That's neither here nor there............I fucking have started missing him. Somebody needs to bitch-slap me.
     
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    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    Nothing wrong with this slippy.

    Don't be scared...just roll with it :cool:
     
  5. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    :slapping: snap out of it!!
     
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    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    Good for you. Don't over think shit.
     
  7. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    :mad:

    it's not nice to laugh at retards
     
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    OMG :dropjaw:...feelings are gay and faggot....
     
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    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    next comes more kids
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    how are you upgrading his truck? like fucking the stickshift & stuff?:coffee:
     
  11. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    You gotta hit me harder than that.

    :facepalm: i can't help it

    I know every way to fuck it up, and every way it can go wrong. For now though, I'm stunned on a daily basis by a nice guy, who just.............treats me nicely. He looks nothing like the typical guy I'd choose............but goddamn treats me like a princess.

    Kinda freaks me out. WHADDYA MEAN YOU DON'T WANT TO FIGHT????
     
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    what kind of gay man are you??
     
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    gimme your addy. ;)
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Nothing that extreme. He works a lot of hours, so when he leaves it with me, I've replaced the back brake/signal light, gotten the oil changed, rotated the tires.

    Minor stuff.

    Shit that when you work 14 hour a day you have a hard time finding the time to do. So I did it.
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I keep trying Mario!!!!!! I can't dispose of my vagina though!!!!

    Damnit.
     
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    HAL HAM

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    That's nice, Slip. You're a good gal. :hug:
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    leave a pic of you balls deep on his stickshift on his visor & see what happens:coffee:
     
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    HAL :cheer:
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I'm a little fucking sad right now. For the next 2 - 3 months, he's gone every week.

    Fuck his stupid truck. I have 2 other vehicles at my disposal.

    I suggested, in a snotty way 'cause I was perturbed by the information that the new contract was going to be all summer............that I needed a second boyfriend to cover the weeks for me.

    He suggested that if I did that, he would as well. That did not end in a comfortable talk.

    I fucking HATE having feelings. Hate it. I'd rather be emotionless.