Ax a Brah who's staying at a hotel on business anything (srs) (ballin)

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Satori Brah, Dec 17, 2012.

  1. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    Splash does a better job with these threads. After all, he is "tha alite travler" not you.
     
  3. DogStar69

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    How many guys do you think came on that bed? and do you think their cum seeped into the mattress?
     
  4. Oderus

    Oderus Not So Mad Anymore VIP

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    Very misc thread.

    Good job dave man
     
  5. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    Thank you
     
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    zingger Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    A man leaves home. Makes three left turns then returns home to find a man in a mask. Who is the man in the mask?
     
  7. JumboWop

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    As I recall, he found discarded nipple clamps in one of the "alite" resorts he overnighted in.
     
  8. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    Lettuce be cereal
     
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    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    Low IQ brah has no idea
     
  10. Stevie

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    Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums.
     
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    Dude, I feel ya. Being in a hotel in December is major suckage.
     
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    did he keep them or use them?
     
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    :wtf:
     
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    I like how he skipped the semen question.

    I initially thought Phil Collins was doing a Peter Gabriel impression. The writing on Duke went far beyond the cerebral nature of all the shit before it... took them that long to find their groove once Gabriel left, and even less time to go all schmaltzy pop.
     
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    both

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    :jj: (SRS?)
     
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    Wow. I remember that thread.
     
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    There are two doors before you. If you enter one of them, you will have all of your fantasy's fulfilled but if you enter the other one you will be repeatedly ass fucked (no lube) by Mario. There is a man guarding each door. One of them ALWAY'S tells the truth and the other ALWAY'S lies. How do you know which door to go into for the scenario of your choice?
     
  19. DarkFriday

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    Did ya get the Battlestar Galactica room to stay in? :coffee:


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  20. JumboWop

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    srs

    it was one for the books.