Ax a brah who's staying in a hotel for a business trip anything (srs) (reaps)

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  1. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    :moobaby: reaps til I run out.

    If you don't one one, it's because I already raped u recently :marx: rape back
     
  2. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Are you going to go over everything with a black light looking for jizz stains like that dating show "Room Raiders"?
     
  3. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    No need for a black light.
    It's all jizz stains.
     
  4. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Yeah I don't think Sweetie and I have ever spent the night in a hotel room without having sexytimes. Hotels make people horny I guess.
     
  5. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    are you going to masturbate to porn at the hotel?? oh and if you raped me already im going to eat your ass out and finger fuck you why your on the phone with your girlfriend.
     
  6. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Did you check for bedbugs?

    Will you burn your luggage when you get back?

    Will you at least get new luggage?

    What hotel are you staying at?

    What kind of business do you do?

    Is this a new job?

    How many frequent flyer miles do you rack up in a year?

    You ever fuck one of the maids?

    Do you eat healthy when you travel?

    Do you use priceline?

    Do you know that a human head weighs 8 pounds?
     
  7. nightshift

    nightshift so so stupid VIP

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    where ya going? only for business or pleasure? suite or budget room? tell me everything - i havent been in a hotel room since july :(
     
  8. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    don't use the phone unless you wipe it down first. :evilgrin4:
     
  9. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    should this thread be stickied too?
     
  10. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Ever get on Craigslist in whatever city you're in and get a whore?
     
  11. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    A) If he has another person with him, masturbating to porn seems redundant, no?
    B) You are vile
    C) Still wicked vile
    D) English is a language you should have mastered by this point
     
  12. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    Those Craigslist whores are covered in jizz stains.
     
  13. nightshift

    nightshift so so stupid VIP

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    i love to order room service
     
  14. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    this is the last time I ax a brah anything. :tumble:
     
  15. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    OP was eaten alive by bedbugs. :sad:
     
  16. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    Too late. I already laid down face first. Nothing bothers me after being in the USMC. Ask Ridic :hehe: rapes

    true dat. can't rep until I spread some more. sorry brah

    naah.....but the night is young.

    rapes 4 mario

    Suite in a decent hotel for business only but I have the night off. Had dinner plans with some colleagues but we met for lunch instead. Now I can just chill out. I got up @ 5 am this morning :suicide:

    rapes 4 u :uwub:

    I think people might revolt :worried: reps brah
     
  17. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    A)your trash
    B)im still praying for there deaths
    C) It makes me sick that trash like you helps people when your the one that needs help
    D)GO fuck yourself
     
  18. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    He's alive! :cheer:
     
  19. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    Yes.

    Reps brah
     
  20. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Threads like this remind why I hate hotel/motel rooms.