Politics AZ lawmaker who believes Earth is 6,000 years old leads education panel

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    2009 Video of Arizona State Sen. Sylvia Allen of Snowflake expressing her belief that the Earth is 6,000 years old. KPNX



    An Arizona lawmaker who believes the Earth is 6,000 years old is the new chairwoman of the state Senate committee that oversees education-related legislation.

    Republican Sen. Sylvia Allen of Snowflake has a gift for going viral with statements that would be edited out of most school textbooks:

    - Buying into conspiracy theories surrounding "chemtrails" -- exhaust from aircraft -- and suggesting the government is manipulating the weather.

    - Sharing her opinion that church attendance should be mandatory, during a legislative debate on whether concealed weapons should be allowed in public buildings (she voted for the bill).

    - Declaring the Earth "has been here 6,000 years," during a debate over allowing access to public lands for mining and other purposes.

    Senate President Andy Biggs on Monday named Allen to lead a committee that acts as a gatekeeper for education-related legislation, such as Common Core and spending. Allen succeeds Sen. Kelli Ward, who resigned last week to run full-time in next year's GOP primary against Sen. John. McCain.

    "She understands what Arizona students and parents need in our education system," Biggs said in a prepared statement. "She is a very experienced legislator and I know she will do a wonderful job."

    Allen said her goal is "to highlight the incredible teachers who are the reason for our children's success. I also want to focus on parents' responsibility in their children's education."

    http://www.12news.com/story/news/20...-year-old-leads-education-committee/77715744/
     
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    :snicker: That woman is a dope! The earth is only 2015 years old!
     
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    It's flat too! Mmm hmm. Yep.
     
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    She wants to pass a law making church attendance mandatory for all citizens. she is also consumed by conspiracies.

     
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    She's so stupid...yet she lives!
     
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    And she's a Senator??!! :wtf:
     
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    snowflake is out where the wild people play. they like to give us fun politicians to goof on.
     
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    Jiblets' wife?
     
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    Should we also ban all Muslims from serving on this committee? We could list a litany of retarded things that Muslims believe.
     
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    She looks like George Costanza's mother.
     
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    Mormon. That explains it.
     
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    If she's a bible enthusiast then she should know according to the bible the Earth is about 8000 years old. Adam and Eve lived about 2000 years before Abraham. Abraham lived 4000 years before Jesus, and Jesus died in 32 A.D. it is now 2015, so that's about 8000 years.
    Supposedly.
     
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    with a bible in one hand and a pistol on her hip. like normal!


    we had a governor who called black children pickanninies. and when some japanese politicians and business men were here he said their eyes went round when they saw all our golf courses.

    he was recalled. :)
     
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    Man, some people have no common sense. Ha
     
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    COGDELL, GA—The Cogdell School Board banned the teaching of the controversial "Theory Of Math" in its schools Monday. "We are simply not confident of this mysterious process by which numbers turn, as if by magic, into other numbers," board member Gus Reese said. "Those mathematicians are free to believe 3 times 4 equals 12, but that dun [sic] give them the right to force it on our children." Under the new ruling, all math textbooks will carry a disclaimer noting that math is only one of many valid theories of number-manipulation.