Baba Booey's Childhood

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    I was listening to some old clips where they were discussing which show member had the worst childhood. They got to Gary and Howard was saying it was "unique" and horrible but they couldn't talk about it because people would have to die first. Did we ever learn anything about this? I know he was molested, which that story alone had some strange parts that he said he couldn't talk about. Anything in his book?
     
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    Gary would do whatever was required for chocolate.
     
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    He was raised by gorillas.
     
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    I don't recall any pedo childhood talk in the book.
    I do recall a brief passage where he discussed his fears of traveling in East Africa.
    It's not the radical Muslims he fears.
    He has a fear of being poached for his teeth.
     
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    Fuck that piece of shit $150 a week no benefit getting WNNNNNNNNNBC intern who only has a life because he worked for cheap. Mitch (think it was Mitch) bailed to go work for Imus and more money. Gary is a fucking barnacle that attached onto a ship that went to the Undying Lands and lived in paradise forever.

    Wish his childhood was worse. Hope that the chocolate he got was just the shit he was licking off the dick that just went balls deep on him.
     
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    When that idiot Fla-Fla dies, I want to stuff him and place him in the corner of my tv room. I'll put a hat on him like this guy above.
     
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    And bananas.
     
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    Gary was sent off to school everyday with no money or chocolate, but somehow managed everyday to come back home looking like this (and for some reason not able to sit down):

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    Garys mom was crazy, genuinely.

    And his brother was a flaming fag who died of AIDS.



    The end.
     
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    Molested, mother was a loon, and c'mon, just look at that face.
     
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    Gary epitomizes the marginally competent to incompent ball-less type guy who sells his manhood to his domineering boss in the faith that being a doormat yes-man will help you get ahead. Unfortunately it works a lot of the time.
     
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    Did we ever figure out how his mother was crazy though? Like what she actually did? I think she was religious
     
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    It involved "Chocolate"............
     
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    Or as the Jokeman would say........"Would you look at that ass.......It's the size of a VOLKSWAGEN!!!"
     
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