Baby Avery

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  1. Nemo

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    I'm gonna need a dna test on this one. :what:
     
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    The mom:

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    Just saw it on the news. It has 2 siblings (that live in the same nest). No mention of who daddy be.
     
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    Florida State sent over some crab claws, a letter of intent and a request that it be renamed Jameis.
     
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    That youngin outta fetch a tidy sum when he goes on the auction block
     
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    I will never understand the whole " I didn't know I was pregnant" thing. I've been there. Trust me, you KNOW.
     
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    Maxxandra
     
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    How the hell is she supposed to know? Racist!
     
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    They got the max part right
     
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    They just had the whole family on the local news. Nice dad and 2 other kids. I don't know how you don't know you are pregnant with a 14 pounder until the 3rd trimester either.
     
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    tax payers?
     
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    So you can tell the difference between gas and a 14lb life inside you?
     
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    Yes sir.
     
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    She's a big'en.
     
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    Did the kid walkout twirling a cane. Holy christ 14 pounds, and you didn't know o_O
     
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    I really thought this was gonna be about you! :D
     
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    Right... she didn't know she was pregnant AND the baby weighed 14 freakin pounds. :jj: Sounds like a story from www.theonion.com o_O
     
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    EDIT - Oh Crap NEMO - sorry - I didn't see your OP on this one...

    MY fault! :(

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    I'm tired of reading about the Kardashians and Bruce Jenner...

    Heard on the news about the birth of a 14.1 lb baby over in Tampa. OUCH.

    Interesting tidbits:

    1) Apparently the mother didn't know she was pregnant until the 35th week (WTF????).

    2) The second article says that they baby was NOT delivered by C-section - so after 18 hrs of labor and 20 minutes of pushing, I gotta guess she's... shall we say... torn up quite a bit? Again - ouch.


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    http://www.nydailynews.com/life-sty...spital-record-largest-birth-article-1.2105711

    http://www.tampabay.com/news/health...-at-tampas-st-josephs-womens-hospital/2216709

    Baby boom! Florida mom sets record with 14 pound baby boy
    Maxxandra Ford gives birth to the heaviest baby born at St. Joseph's Hospital in Tampa Bay. Newborn Avery is happy and healthy.
    BY MOLLY FRIEDMAN

    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Friday, February 6, 2015, 11:40 AM
    [​IMG]ST. JOSEPH'S WOMEN'S HOSPITALMaxxandra Ford of Tampa, Fl. gave birth to a healthy baby boy, Avery, weighing 14 pounds and one ounce.
    Baby got back!

    Maxxandra Ford of Tampa, Fl. set a record on Jan. 29 by giving birth to a healthy baby boy weighing 14 pounds and one ounce.

    That makes her son the largest baby born at St. Joseph’s Hospital in Tampa Bay, and one of the largest ever born in the state’s history.

    Ford, who has a 1-year-old son and a 5-year-old daughter already, claims that she didn’t even realize she was expecting until about 35 weeks into her pregnancy.

    Her newborn son, named Avery Denton, is officially the heaviest baby born at St. Joseph’s Hospital in Tampa Bay.

    According to WFLA, Ford initially just thought she was gaining weight last fall for other reasons. After going to a doctor in her third trimester, she finally learned that she was about to become a mother of three -- or more.

    [​IMG]ST. JOSEPH'S WOMENS HOSPITAL/APProud parents Maxxzandra Ford and Ford Allen Denton show off their 14.1-pound newborn son Avery Denton, who's not only the heaviest baby delivered at St. Joseph’s Hospital, but is also one of the largest babies ever born in the state.
    Apparently Ford assumed she would be having twins, considering how large she was growing.

    Local news anchor Kerry Klecic posted a photo of little Avery on Twitter, showing a happy and sleeping infant looking perfectly calm and happy.

    According to Dr. Vincent Iannelli, a pediatrics expert, the average birth weight for babies born in the U.S. is 7 pounds, 7.5 ounces. All babies born over 8 pounds and 8 ounces are considered High Birth Weight.

    Despite Avery’s impressive size, Florida has nothing on Texas when it comes to chubby-cheeked newcomers. In 2011, Janet Johnson gave birth to a 16-pound baby nicknamed “Moose” at Good Shepherd Hospital in Longview, Tex.

    Still, Avery is one exceptional baby.
     
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