WTF Baby-Daddy drama

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  1. kggtty

    kggtty Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Hey dawg folk

    Talking to this girl on Zoosk right now and it is going great honestly

    But She is divulging all this info about her baby daddy and he sounds like a real fucking prick, and how she has PTSD from his abuse bla bla bla bla

    Shes also divulging about her DD's and her big italian ass. and seems really nice

    And what point and how to the shed men on here make the decision to possibly get some great sex BUT deal with all her other shit.

    how do you weigh it out? Should I head for Ze hills? or should I unzip? its been about a month and a half since I've been laid btw.


    lets get some opinions rolling in here and some past experiences with women
     
  2. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Who cares?
     
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    kggtty Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Go F yourself pal. I'm bored. don't be a prick
     
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    Stretch5000 Well-Known Member

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    What's a Zoosk?

    Can you coordinate a rendezvous at a hotel through Zoosk or whatever? I wouldn't make my phone number or address known.
     
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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    YinzerMasshole VIP Extreme Gold

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    Run. Only thing worse than having to listen to ex-boyfriend drama is listening to baby-daddy drama.
     
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  7. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Is a woman's pussy baggy after they shat out a kid?
     
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    kggtty Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Zoosk is some dating thing,

    tired of all the single mothers at the local watering hole with their pill addictions.

    maybe I should travel to the city more!
     
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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    World Star?
     
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    Stretch5000 Well-Known Member

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    Oh, and I hope she doesn't know your real name. Ron Mexico ftw.
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    Is her last name Gambino?
     
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    kggtty Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I have not had sex with a woman whos had a kid yet

    I'm sure its fine.
     
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    kggtty Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Honestly i would love that

    Fuck it I would take on the danger involved in that

    Carlo Gambino is one of the most badass dudes that ever walked on this planet
     
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    Cut your losses, get some roofies and duct tape and hit up a college bar.
     
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    ...this calls for a hit it and quit it technique. not fear of getting caught in a quagmire because no exit strategy was available.
     
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    I say baggy. Even if they had a caesarean something's got to be weird, like you poke their sagging bladder when you go in hard and deep. Just my thought.
     
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    kggtty Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Holy fuck guys. shes saying some wacky shit right now.

    here are some quotables from the last barrage of messages from her

    "can you make me desire you?"

    "can you make me hunger for you ? ... for your touch?"

    and I'm just like


    "Lol um yeah" all unsure and shit LMAO
     
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    :jj: "Sure, why not."
     
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    Try out the new mattress. Your parents can watch the brat. :c
     
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