Baby Gorilla cuts price AGAIN on tacky vinyl beach McMansion

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Mac, Nov 17, 2015.

  1. Mac

    Mac Member

    Reputations:
    -9,636
    Joined:
    Mar 17, 2013
    Messages:
    82
    Likes Received:
    71
    http://www.zillow.com/homes/41-bay-breeze-dr-toms-river_rb/

    He just cut it another "hundred large, cough cough"

    Still way overpriced. And taxes are over $40,000 a year!

    Here's the pathetic 5 year sale price history:

    DATE EVENT PRICE
    11/17/15 Price change $1,800,000-5.3%
    09/28/15 Listed for sale $1,900,000-24.0%
    07/11/15 Listing removed $2,500,000
    07/10/15 Price change $2,500,000+31.6%
    05/08/15 Price change $1,900,000-13.6%
    10/02/14 Listed for sale $2,200,000
    07/02/14 Listing removed $2,200,000
    04/03/14 Price change $2,200,000-12.0%
    10/24/13 Listed for sale $2,500,000
    06/21/12 Listing removed $2,500,000
    04/24/12 Price change $2,500,000-16.7%
    12/13/11 Listed for sale $2,999,999-6.3%
    10/28/11 Listing removed $3,200,000
    03/11/11 Price change $3,200,000-8.6%
    10/28/10 Listed for sale $3,500,000+42.9%
    04/08/08 Sold $2,450,000+157%
     
  2. Gretsch Man

    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    47,336
    Joined:
    Feb 21, 2012
    Messages:
    5,896
    Likes Received:
    8,669
    What a deal!
     
    GoshGeeGolly likes this.
  3. killallposers

    killallposers VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    152,437
    Joined:
    Aug 27, 2012
    Messages:
    13,398
    Likes Received:
    21,385
    I love that he raised it 600k in July. Wonder what he still owes on it.
     
  4. Skipnoid

    Skipnoid Lick Me!

    Reputations:
    130,457
    Joined:
    Jan 13, 2014
    Messages:
    12,544
    Likes Received:
    16,657
    $2,449,999
     
  5. Tipsey Russell

    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    123,297
    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2013
    Messages:
    10,912
    Likes Received:
    25,704
    is this normal for the area at this point?


    I actually like the place
    more on the inside than outside though

    which would be ok with me as I seldom go outside
     
  6. cg256

    cg256 Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    69,427
    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2013
    Messages:
    4,603
    Likes Received:
    8,847
    All the houses in the area are 1/5th the price. That doesn't sound like the best place to build a mansion.
     
  7. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    36,270
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    22,801
    Likes Received:
    5,999
    This is the hottest price we've had up here :grad:
     
  8. Rupert Pupkin

    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez Gold

    Reputations:
    84,190
    Joined:
    Mar 12, 2012
    Messages:
    8,486
    Likes Received:
    15,941
    He needs a new broker

    [​IMG]
     
  9. Stretch5000

    Stretch5000 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    102,805
    Joined:
    Mar 17, 2014
    Messages:
    4,226
    Likes Received:
    10,240
    How much would it cost to fumigate? Place must stink like the Great Ape House at the zoo.
     
  10. Anyonenow

    Anyonenow Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    119,578
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    7,481
    Likes Received:
    5,597
  11. Rupert Pupkin

    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez Gold

    Reputations:
    84,190
    Joined:
    Mar 12, 2012
    Messages:
    8,486
    Likes Received:
    15,941
  12. Boomer

    Boomer Who is your daddy and what does he do?

    Reputations:
    6,041
    Joined:
    Feb 22, 2012
    Messages:
    2,713
    Likes Received:
    2,849
    It's been listed for 5 years?
     
  13. hugh jasol

    hugh jasol white trash on dope Gold

    Reputations:
    187,439
    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2015
    Messages:
    3,838
    Likes Received:
    7,196
    It's Teddy's fault.
     
  14. Rupert Pupkin

    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez Gold

    Reputations:
    84,190
    Joined:
    Mar 12, 2012
    Messages:
    8,486
    Likes Received:
    15,941
  15. onefourthree

    onefourthree Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    6,510
    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2012
    Messages:
    1,819
    Likes Received:
    1,513
    Did he pay someone to build it, or did someone build it and then he bought it? Either way, not a wise investment. Location location location.
     
  16. Trainwreckjm

    Trainwreckjm Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    11,495
    Joined:
    Aug 18, 2012
    Messages:
    995
    Likes Received:
    2,240
    I think he built it.
     
    Notfunorfunny likes this.
  17. SillyOldMan

    SillyOldMan Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    19,160
    Joined:
    Mar 19, 2013
    Messages:
    2,970
    Likes Received:
    4,198
    It's even worse than that. 1/5 the price would put you at $380k. Judging by the zillow "recently sold" map, the vast majority of sales in that area are all little junky houses for around $200k.

    http://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sal...999668,-74.130813_rect/16_zm/0_mmm/1_rs/1_fr/

    This is the view right across the street from Artie :D

    [​IMG]
     
  18. SillyOldMan

    SillyOldMan Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    19,160
    Joined:
    Mar 19, 2013
    Messages:
    2,970
    Likes Received:
    4,198
    It was only a wise investment to the guys who played Artie for a sucker. I guarantee you the price to build that house was about double the standard amount. The contractors, agents and financial advistors made out like bandits. Artie is left holding the bag. I can't say he doesn't deserve it.
     
  19. cg256

    cg256 Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    69,427
    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2013
    Messages:
    4,603
    Likes Received:
    8,847
    Only poor Artie can build a 2.6 million dollar eyesore. That thing must make the neighborhood look awkward as hell sitting next to houses like that. Heroin is a helluva drug.
     
  20. fixer

    fixer I'm Retarded you Jerk. On the Power.

    Reputations:
    432
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2014
    Messages:
    1,220
    Likes Received:
    2,136
    I wonder if you would find any heroin in the place?
     
    DiamondGoddess likes this.