Baby Gorilla's tacky beach house price drops $600,000. Still overpriced.

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  1. Mac

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    Will he throw in the jetskis?
     
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    Lord - has he really been trying to unload this thing since 2010??
     
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    it's a beautiful home. Really over the top for a beach house for someone who doesn't pull in a couple million a year.
     
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    wow... he really overpaid for that house... :no:
     
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    DATE EVENT PRICE
    05/08/15 Price change $1,900,000 -13.6%
    10/02/14 Listed for sale $2,200,000
    07/02/14 Listing removed $2,200,000
    04/03/14 Price change $2,200,000 -12.0%
    10/24/13 Listed for sale $2,500,000
    06/21/12 Listing removed $2,500,000
    04/24/12 Price change $2,500,000 -16.7%
    12/13/11 Listed for sale $2,999,999 -6.3%
    10/28/11 Listing removed $3,200,000
    03/11/11 Price change $3,200,000 -8.6%
    10/28/10 Listed for sale $3,500,000 +42.9%
    04/08/08 Sold $2,450,000 +157%
    01/29/07 Sold $954,000


    YEAR PROPERTY TAXES

    2014 $40,263
    2013 $37,500
    2012 $37,500
     
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    Maybe it's time for Fatso to call in the Dirty Cop and a few of the Jersey Goombahs and have an "accidental" fire. :dontknow:
     
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    For $1,900,000 I'd need to be way further than 20 feet away from my neighbors houses.
    Note to Artie: Paint comes in more colors than Navy blue and beige, and a little orange.
     
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    If I had the money, I'd buy it. I could make a killing re-selling all of the stashed heroin.
     
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    It's a Bay house not a Beach house, add another million+ to buy a house that size on the Ocean in New jersey.;)
     
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    I think it's quite nice
    And cat free apparently
     
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    It's a beach house that's bayfront and not oceanfront - but we get your point.
     
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    Figures it's on a street named after a cocktail. Classy!
     
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    Fucking ouch.
     
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    In-depth stalker-ish details like these are what make this board so addictive.
     
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    There are more colors than blue......
     
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    This. I realize it's a home by the sea, but they went a little hog-wild on the blue.
     
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    He really did! Browsing the overhead "neighborhood" map view really makes it even more evident. Maybe I'm missing something, but if I had $2.4M to spend, I wouldn't want to be living next door to houses that are selling for $200k-$300k. There's an empty lot right down the street that sold for just $150k. You have to roam around pretty far before finding a house over 1 million and there is nothing close to $2m.

    As funny as Artie was in the radio segment going back at Robin and Howard about the house, in the end, Howchie and Robin were correct. What a terrible purchase!
     
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    How about renting it?
     
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    I don't think it's tacky at all...beautiful and tastefully decorated unlike Wiggy and Crazy Cat Lady's homes. Obviously he had a designer/stylist come in and stage it for sale. Can't imagine any of those furnishings being Artie's choices. I just don't understand why the hell he would build a house this size.
     
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