Baby Jesus hates me...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by DrivenByDemons, Mar 14, 2012.

  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    my fucking iPhone broke last week

    my fucking encrypted laptop HDD got corrupted somehow today

    my truck popped a brake line today - my work truck did the same thing 2 months ago

    WTF could I have done to deserve all this???
     
  2. CMG

    CMG New Member Banned User

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    god loves u my son
     
  3. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    When you worship the Devil sometimes you get burned.
     
  4. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    thank God you're safe and warm
     
  5. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    Nerd rep karma.

    :coffee:
     
  6. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    shouldnt have messed with Nerd :nono:
     
  7. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    I'm buying a new tv this week, so things are looking up.
     
  8. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    iphone :jj:
     
  9. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Nerdonymous

    We are legion.
     
  10. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    me, too
     
  11. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    :rolleye:
     
  12. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    i'm next :chair:
     
  13. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    :lol:
     
  14. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    Your screen name is a slap to god.
     
  15. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    boom!!!

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  16. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    check the tags
     
  17. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    lol
     
  18. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    :jj:
     
  19. deidler

    deidler New Member

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    Your dad didn't meet up with some strange old wonky eyed Asian guy who sold him some cute little fuzzy animal that you accidentally spilled water on?
     
  20. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    No he doesnt, he loves us all...