Baby the size of a turkey born in Colorado to Breeders....

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  1. SomerSky

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    Hernandez.....kid probably already has diabetes.....


    Alisha Hernandez of San Luis Valley had been told in pre-natal appointments that she’d likely deliver a 7-pound child. Instead she welcomed a baby twice that size.

    Hernandez was scheduled for a Cesarean section on December 4 but went into labor on Monday and delivered Mia Yasmin Garcia by C-section that day.

    Mia had trouble breathing at birth and low glucose levels and was flown to Colorado Children’s Hospital in Aurora; she’s now stable and thriving.

    Her father Francisco Garcia is proud and her four older sisters — Britney Gonzalez, Ximena Hernandez, and Yulissa and Yuliana Hernandez — thrilled.

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    yep, he's sleeping, and has no job. typical

    btw, let the dad know congress called, they'd like to buy his vote
     
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    Howard would get her on an all almond and warm water with a twist of lemon diet right away. That chick is way too fat.
     
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    mint leaf!

    no one evolved puts lemon in water. do you know how much e coli is on lemon rinds??????????? :grouch:
     
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    Oops! I forgot. I guess I must have had a feud with lemon twists that I totally forgot about because I love them now. Isn't that how feuds work?
     
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    :lol:
     
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    the kids like 10 minutes old and needs a haircut
     
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    i've never seen a newborn not swaddled while in the hospital. They probably need bigger swaddle blankets.
     
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    you werent swaddled and you turned out ok :rolleyes:
     
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    i did?
     
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    its all relative
    -einstein
     
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    Sleep apnea at birth. What a wonderful gift.

    Thanks, mom. Now how about jamming another 50 chalupas into that massive pie hole of yours.
     
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    Mia Yasmin Garcia, Britney Gonzalez, Ximena Hernandez, and Yulissa and Yuliana Hernandez


    5 kids from 3rd different guys

    jesus fucking christ
     
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    [​IMG] [​IMG]
    Identical!
     
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    three different fathers....how romantic.

    i wonder who is going to be paying for the pampers, formula, clothes and healthcare of this new and humongous creature.
     
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    Father's Day will be fun in that household.
     
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    Was her OB/GYN a med school drop-out? Clearly the woman had gestational diabetes and wasn't diagnosed. NOBODY gives birth to a baby that large unless she has GD.
     
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    Yeah, that's really low. She better step it up.
     
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    That's because the leaf blower won't fit....
     
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    You wouldn't by any chance have access to a mirror, would you?
     
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