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  1. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    So as I'm sitting around, smoking weed, drinking tequila and waiting for people who owe me money ($11,000+) to pull their heads out of their stank asses, I decide it's finally time to pull my own head out of my own adorable, rose-smellin' ass.

    I am going back to school! :yay:

    I just registered at the Community College and getting an Associates Degree in Computer Sciences: Digital Media.

    I haven't done math in 18 years, so I placed in Pre-Algebra. Need Intermediate for my degree.
    English placement was college level (Eng. 1A), so not too bad.
    Means Gen Ed will be much less work.

    I never thought I would go back, to be honest.
    I had a dream where I snuck into this high security University to attend a class and when I got there and opened my backpack, all that was in it was dirt and marijuana leaves (summer/fall job).
    I was like, "Where is my mechanical pencil and notebook?" :worried:
    But I still had fun in the class, so I took it as a sign.
    On Sunday, I made the decision and Monday I found out I had to take placement exams on Tues.
    Tues. night I registered and Monday I start classes! :bug:

    -Pre-Algebra
    -College Computer Literacy
    -Intro to Business




    Please send food. TYIA
     
  2. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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  3. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    What's the 11K for?
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    What did you think of my dong
     
  5. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    And will you be engaging in cougar activity at the CC?
     
  6. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    Get out that school girl outfit
     
  7. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    Would you fuck hal for 11K?
     
  8. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Check out abebooks.com and chegg.com for books, so you don't get bent over at the school book store.

    Good luck. :mrpeanut:
     
  9. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    :udancin:
    Services Rendered/Medicine I made.
    Depends on what you consider a cougar. I'm 35 and prefer no younger than 28.
    But who knows...
    It depends on how big your hands are, but it performs well under the influence.
     
  10. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    11K, that's a lotta lap dances
     
  11. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    :bigthink:
    Thanks! :hug:
    Yea, good advice!
    I used to order from Abebooks all the time. Amazon, too prob.
     
  12. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    Medicine? You a witch DR or something?
     
  13. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    :SeXt:
     
  14. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    Let's get started on that pre-algebra:

    1x0=0
    1x1=1
    1x2=2
    1x3=3
    1x4=4
    1x5=5
    1x6=6
    1x7=7
    1x8=8
    1x9=9
    1x10=10
     
  15. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    for Wing? that's like 2 lap dances :jj:
     
  16. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    How's this?

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  17. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    In a way. :wd:
     
  18. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    ^_^ damn straight
     
  19. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    Deeetales plz....hot pic BTW
     
  20. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Tell her how you scored well in Reading.