Stern Show Back When Howard Stern and Simon Cowell Were Friends

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  1. Benjamen

    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    Let's focus on the good times for a minute, you guys! Lately Howard has only trashed Simon Cowell, painting him as a dishonorable guy, and bashing him for sleeping with his best friend's wife and eventually knocking her up. It's almost as if Howard forgot that he sent Simon's love child a beautiful gift in May of 2014 (a couple weeks after Simon secretly started the ball rolling to replace Howard on the show). :bigcry:


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    01/09/12. 6:10am

    Howard said Simon Cowell had some nice things to say about him. He said that he was at some event talking about how he thinks he'll be a good judge.

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    01/24/12. 6:10am

    Howard said he told Simon that he's taking this judgeship very seriously. He said he wants America's Got Talent to create a major star this year. He said he'll leave if that doesn't happen. He said he challenges the other judges to the same thing. He said Simon told him he likes his attitude. Howard said he's damn right he does.

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    03/05/12. 6:40am
    Howard said he got a call from Simon Cowell over the weekend and he was telling him how happy people are working with him. He said that they have no problem with him. Robin said she's glad that people are going to get to know the real Howard Stern. She said that these people who talk about him in a negative way have shaped people's perception of him. Howard said he's a professional.

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    05/14/12. 6:00am
    Howard said he got a call from Simon Cowell and he loves the new show. He said he thinks he's spectacular. Howard said tonight is the big night for the show starting too.

    Note: The showed premiered that night with just 10.48 million viewers, down from the 15.28 million who watched the premiere the season before Howard joined the cast. Roughly one in three people who watched the show before Howard joined did not watch the show after Howard joined.

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    07/17/12. 6:40am
    Howard said he's such a great judge. He said he can't take it. Robin said David Hinckley should see how good Howard is and write about that. Howard said Simon knows how good he is too. He said Simon isn't a douche.

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    09/10/12. 9:45am
    Robin got to her news and read a story about Simon Cowell having a breakdown on the set of the X-Factor. He freaked out and collapsed from the stress. Robin said he's cutting out a lot of stuff from his life and he's going to stop smoking among other things. Howard said you don't realize the strains of judging.

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    10/08/12. 8:30am
    Robin asked Howard if he had heard who his boss Simon Cowell is dating. Howard said he heard he's seeing Carmen Electra. Howard said that's a pretty good score. Robin said she still looks pretty good. Howard said he thinks that he could have had her. He did shower with her but he didn't get her. Howard said she was in the shower with him and he thought all she wanted to do was be in the shower. Howard said if a chick is in the shower with you then just kiss her.

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    10/29/12. 8:45am
    Howard said that Simon Cowell has apparently said that he wants to add Carmen Electra to America's Got Talent. He said he's not sure what he wants her on the show for.

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    Howard Takes Some Calls. 02/26/13. 8:55am
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    Howard said he read that Simon Cowell and Carmen Electra broke up. Howard said he thinks he could get Simon now.

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    Note: In August 2013, the scandal broke that Simon had impregnated his best friend's wife, whom he had been seeing in secret for four years.

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    04/17/14 12:54pm
    An email is sent to Steve Burke informing him that Simon Cowell wants to remove Howard Stern from AGT, assume his role as head judge, and move the show's production back to LA.

    -----Original Message-----
    From: Lynton, Michael [mailto:Michael_Lynton@spe.sony.com]
    Sent: Thursday, April 17, 2014 12:54 PM
    To: Burke, Steve (NBCUniversal)
    Subject: confidential--why I called you.

    I met with Simon Cowell yesterday. If you remember he was considering what to do with the show America Has Talent, he is the star of the in the UK and the producer here. It is hugely successful and a better show in the UK. He is thinking that the right thing to do would be for him to star in the show, not Howard Stern, and move it to Los Angeles (where it would be cheaper to produce). He wants to meet with you. He is out here for the next couple of weeks. Any chance you could sit with him and hear him out, perhaps with Bob Greenblatt. He is very very talented. We have a big overall deal with Simon and own his music company and half of all the television shows he produces.

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    04/29/14. 6:40am
    Howard said Simon Cowell came by the set. He said he was talking to him and his new girlfriend with the baby. He said she seemed very nice.

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    05/13/14. 7:05am
    Howard said he saw Simon the other day on the set of AGT. He said his girlfriend was there. He said he sent the baby a gift though. Sharon [Osborne] said Howard is lovely about that.

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    04/16/15
    The hacked email from one year earlier stating Simon's plans to remove Howard Stern from AGT is made public.

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    04/20/15. 8:40am
    Howard said Simon evidently knows this guy at Sony and the guy at Sony had a conversation where he said to NBC that Simon wants to host America's Got Talent and fire Howard Stern to make him the judge. Howard said it turns out NBC told Simon to go fuck himself and they're sticking with Howard Stern.

    Howard said he read it and it felt weird and uncomfortable at first. Then he thought about it and it was kind of a compliment that they stuck with him. Howard said there was a chance he wouldn't go back so they could go to Simon Cowell if he left. Howard said that if Simon wants his job then maybe he can have it after this year. Howard said he thinks NBC likes him on the show.

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    10/25/15
    Simon Cowell tweets he will be replacing Howard Stern on America's Got Talent.

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    10/26/15. 10:35am
    Howard said he knew Simon was jealous when he came by just one time on America's Got Talent. He said he was preening around in the audience. He said he saw the look of envy in his eye. He said he has a weird sense for that. Robin said it's interesting that Simon didn't want to do the show with Howard. Howard said that's right. Howard said he thinks Simon needs that job more than he does. Howard said he would say ''F-you dude'' if he saw him. Howard said he's happy that [Simon] got his dream job.

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    Howard wants his AGT job AND his baby gift back, Simon! :bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry:
     
  2. bennymuso

    bennymuso Italian by name, British by nature

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    Sour grapes.
     
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  3. SlinkyNeckStern

    SlinkyNeckStern High Pitch Mike Lookalike

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    Don't forget when they bonded over humiliating Eric the Midget.
     
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    800dollarwine Tastes no different than shitty Boone's Farm

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    Howard definitely had more work done just before AGT. It's very obvious from the 2012 to 2015 pics.
     
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    howard is a sore loser. he cant stand to see anyone beat him or be more successful than him. his star is falling and he is desperate to keep it up for as long as he can and by any means necessary
     
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    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    I'd forgotten that Simon actually dated and had sex with Carmen Electra, a woman Howard showered with at a party one time and then spent the following 16+ years thinking he could have had sex with. It's like Simon Cowell just won't stop one-upping this guy. What's his problem?!
     
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    Howard didn't fuck Carmen because she's dog shit compared to all his hot college models. Howard > Simon
     
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    His best friends girl could have said no Howard
     
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    Simon is a bit pudgy. He likely won't be able to fit into John Varvatos slim jeans. I don't see a reason to tune into AGT if Howard isn't involved.
     
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    Think of all the best friends Beth slept with when she betrayed every man she ever dated ... until Howard.
     
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    Howard re-gifted the night light Jackie gave him.
     
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    You just reminded me of something. Howard used to say any man that could sleep next to woman in a hotel and not fuck her is gay. Meanwhile he supposedly had Carmen in the shower and didn't try anything. Hmmm.
     
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    You are a genius and always entertaining. Thanks Benjamin.
     
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    Seems like the only reason to me. :dontknow:

    I watched a few episodes in the early howard seasons. I will check it out now that he is gone just to see how different simon plays it.
     
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    Wow @Benjamen !

    Your work is amazing and thorough.

    I hope you have a job in real life where your talents are put to good use.

    Reps and thumbs up for your tireless work on behalf of us lazier Shedders. :)
     
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    Does anyone listen to the show anymore? This morning I was flabbergasted about Howard's stories about having sex with his friends' girlfriends after being given permission from the friend. What kind of nonsense story did he just make up? The guy got married young to Allison because he knew that's the best he could get at the time. Now suddenly he had this amazing sex life and yet never cheated on Allison. I get that Howard Stern created "bits" for the show. But when are they lies and when is he really talking about things that really happened in his life?
     
  17. Benjamen

    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    He was referring to this slut at college who fucked all of his friends except for him. He begged her to have sex with him, so she finally did. Her name was Beth.

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