Bad Booze we drank before we were supposed to

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  1. Quedee

    Quedee Wise Ass Extraordinaire

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    Malt liquor, Blackberry Brandy, Southern Comfort, Bud in cans, Premixed Screwdrivers and so many more. Before you were "of age" what did you and your friends drink back then that you would never touch now?
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    Grandma used to give me sips of her G&Ts at family parties. It proved to be the beginning of the end.
     
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    I can't even find a pic of it, but back in the 90's there was this shit that was like a cheap knock off of Zima called Kypler's. It was during the whole "clear drink" fad. We usually had a bunch of it because the 99 Cent store sold 6 packs.
     
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    Root beer schnapps, MD 20/20, Schaefer light.

    Those classy drinks were to land women of course.

    @Jayla
     
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    Revoltingly Sweet But I loved them...
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    Graduated to this[​IMG]

    Now I can't even smell orange juice without remembering my hangovers..
     
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    You had the classy stuff. :cool:
     
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    Now this is a party..


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    Folks had the classy stuff unlocked.
     
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    When I was desperate..:giggle:
     
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    Southern Comfort, Muscatel, Ripple, Annie's Green Spring, Boone's Farm, Peppermint Schnapps, Creme de Menthe, Lord Calvert whiskey, Rheingold, and Schaefer beers
     
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    boone's farm and spanada (?) wine. girls liked it so we bought it.

    i drank beer in HS but i don't remember what it was.

    i always liked southern comfort when camping. it's nice when the fire is burning and the stars are out.
     
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    We drank Bud that was left out in the sun even though we knew it would make us sick. Couple hours later we were puking in a hay field.
     
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    This was a staple for a while.
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    7 & 7 for sure - easy to say after you had a few and wanted another. Ballantine Beer or a Schlitz.

    Then, there was Mateus Rose. If you saw a bottle of this being used as a candle holder in a girl's room, it was game on. Bring another bottle to drink and let's see if we can make you another candle holder!

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    Edited to include the commercial I really remember from then...a real Don Draper special.
     
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    Used to drive down to shitty parts of Detroit in high school and pay the homeless guys a couple bucks to get us:
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    To my amazement, most of the time they'd come back with the booze but definitely got burned a few times, haha.