Bad news on the female fashion front

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  1. Shithead

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    Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...........


    Hey, ladies! Granny panties are hot
    By Reed Tucker

    May 28, 2015 | 4:56pm

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    Ladies, your national thong nightmare is over.

    According to a report in the New York Times, sales of thongs have dropped 7 percent over the last year. Conversely, the date from NPD Group reveals that underwear styles offering more coverage have jumped 17 percent.

    Apparently young women are saying “so thong” to revealing underwear. (If you don’t like thong puns, leave now. Here’s a fun story on “wife bonuses” for you.)

    The reason for the shift is apparently down to millennial women recognizing that the slight indignity of showing a subtle panty line trumps the major indignity of having a piece of cloth yanked up their backside for 16 hours.

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    More and more, women are apparently opting for wide briefs known as “granny panties” — and on behalf of men, I say, “What took you so thong?”
    (I warned you. Get out now.)

    Thongs aren’t sexy. They aren’t attractive. They’re trashy. And, like most everything in the fashion world, they’re tied to a particular time period — which means they’ve aged about as well as a leisure suit.

    The thong bathing suit was introduced in 1974 by designer Rudi Gernreich as a protest against Los Angeles banning nude beaches. What’s mostly forgotten is that Gernreich created skimpy suits for both women and men. (No idea why only one caught on.)

    It wasn’t until the ’90s, however, that thong underwear became ubiquitous, popping out of the backs of women’s jeans, young and old, famous and civilian. They were so popular back then, they actually earned Sisqó multiple Grammy nominations. What a world.


    So, yes, if you’re looking for your wardrobe to scream meltdown-era Britney Spears and Whitesnake videos, by all means, keep rocking the thong.

    Otherwise, embrace the full coverage. Men will probably prefer it.
     
  2. reno

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    I protest the granny panties look. Let's all go commando!
     
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    I think thongs on men should be required wearing BUT Only if you can carry it off like this hunk of thong wearing beefcake..
     
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    I think there's plenty of things that fall between horrid granny panties and awful thongs.
     
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    Faggot writer says thongs aren't sexy. This homo probably thinks a woman strapping on a dildo and butt fucking him is totally normal.
     
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    boy shorts are hot on chicks...

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    Meh, still like me a thong or at least small bikini types
     
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    I'm gonna have to jerk off and think about all this..
     
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    i blame that pig, Lena Dunham.
     
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    Couldn't have anything to do with women being heavier than ever, could it? Face it, fatties aren't wearing sexy undies. The granny panty has always been preferred by them. Now there are more of them, so sales are increasing. I don't really care for thongs myself. I think there are plenty of sexier alternatives in between.
     
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    Very comfy as well. Some days wearing the equivalent of butt floss just doesn't work, ya know?
     
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    It works for us guys, isn't that what it's all about?:lunch:
     
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    I think this size panty is as big as they should get:

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    How not to score with dudes or otherwise known as how to lose a dude in two easy steps:

    1. Throw out hot thong panties
    2. Buy and wear granny panties

    Now sit back and watch your man run for the fucking hills
     
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    Emily probably wears granny panties.

    This article is a non story. 99% of the women that men are attracted to aren't wearing those abominations.
     
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    They're also trying to replace the string bikini with these:

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