"Bagel" is toast tommorow, leaving Beth for good

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    bethostern
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    I don't want to let you go.. #bagel
     
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    She could always just hide him away in one of her nostroes.
     
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    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo

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    Well, off to the great Glue Factory in the suburbs you go Bagel: some rich Yenta will collect said cat, surprise a bored three year old, and then allow the cat to wander off into traffic when everyone gets sick of feeding him and changing the litterbox.
     
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    Bagel was lucky and only had to do a short stint in "Stalag Beth" (chimney manor's name per the bethfanpage) before going to her forever family.
     
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    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    That picture of Beth looks like someone attached Beth's head to a headless torso.
     
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    Appears to be pretty much just the standard Beffo weekend depression.

    Which is otherwise indistinguishable from the standard Beffo weekday depression.



    Either way, nothing another extra large box of white zinfandel can't cure.
     
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    Wish someone would adopt beth...Queen of all Selfies
     
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    Her selfies continue to be more and more disturbing...
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Cheesy Bagel to go?
     
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    Crazy cat-lady in the making
     
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    JessOnCrack Check out my maniacal laugh! Banned User

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    Tired ratchet looking hag
     
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    Even though her eyes are open, Beth looks dead.
     
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    I was thinking the same thing...such a tease
     
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    Bagel? Really?? That is all.
     
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    I wonder if her base is 26k per month. :bigthink:
     
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    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

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    She looks dead, which I'm sure she thinks means " cute and sexy ".
     
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    It looks like Stern strangled her and then put the cat there to hide his hand marks on her neck.
     
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    If she didn't have these cats in her life, she would have absolutely 0 self-worth in her vapid life...These things validate her....Btw, she looks like a cadaver
     
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    She put her hair on top of the cat for the photo?

    Beth really needs to get a couple of friends. This whole thing becomes more sad by the month.

    And I understand exactly why she doesn't have friends, but she is so bored and lonely.
     
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    She looks like something out of a horror movie like someone just snapped her neck and she's turning into the undead
     
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