Bald Israeli hack news reporter tells jokes to metalheads.

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Chimney Portions, Jun 28, 2012.

  1. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    What do metalheads love?

    Jew jokes! :yay: :oy2:

    [video=youtube;Ws_2zkb5ncc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws_2zkb5ncc&feature=related[/video]

    The fact that nobody pegged his face with a rock makes me hate humanity even more than I already do.
     
  2. pontius pilot

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    holy shit. brought to you by the hack that came in 10/10 in the "get john's job" contest.
     
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    He told Jay Thomas that everybody in the crowd loved him. Did you hear the roar of laughter from the crowd of thousands? I must have missed it.

    Here's him being unfunny before the show.

    [video=youtube;rPzvoRhLjiQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPzvoRhLjiQ[/video]
     
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    simon wiesenthal would have bought shuli's train ticket personally.

    i had to watch the following just to cleanse myself.

    [video=youtube;2I7Nxd6jm28]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2I7Nxd6jm28[/video]
     
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    O M G shuli got a laugh outta me when he asked are there any jews in the house?...hey I found them lets get them everybody.
     
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    he's the chief grand rabbi of 'the hack pack'.
     
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    He's funny online for all the wrong reasons. Too bad he doesn't know it . . .
     
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    The only thing that would've made that clip funny would've been James Hetfield smashing a Gibson Explorer over the top of his bald Jew head.
     
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    Just a theory, but does anyone think that Howie's infatuation with this talentless hack stems from his relationship with his daughter, Emily?

    I'm thinking there was a confluence of events in Howard's life: marriage over + new GF who was rejected by daughters, which leads to Howard/Emily strained relationship + Shuli + Emily going full-jew = Howard having a soft spot for this bald, unfunny fuck.
     
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    I actually have nothing against Shuli, but I'd be annoyed as fuck if he was delaying a band I wanted to see.
     
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    head bashing stoners love jew comedy
     
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    Fans were waiting to see Jim Breuer's band. So a comedy music act used a "veteran" middler as an opener and Shuli still felt good about it.
     
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    I wish someone would bang Shuli's head.
     
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    Julie Israeli an ugly mother fucker. Proof that even an ugly guy can find a warm vagina if he lowers his standards enough.