Balls Deep in Trick-or-Treaters Already!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mr. Potato Head, Oct 31, 2011.

  1. Mr. Potato Head

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    I think it's the sweet ass Star Warsâ„¢ Jack-o-Lantern! :c

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    Mrs. Potato carved it. It was her year. :c
     
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    Tell the Mrs. I dig her pumpkin.
     
  3. Mr. Potato Head

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    :hat: Will do!
     
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    lisaslisas New Member

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    :cheer: Not one! It prolly helps that I am in the back of the house, and I can't hear the knocking on the front door! Sweet punkin, tho! :D
     
  5. Mr. Potato Head

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    I'm quite tempted to go hang out in the basement. :artiejj:
     
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    :jj: do it!!! Eff them rotten toofed chilruns!
     
  7. Mr. Potato Head

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    The police were just here! :ohnoes:
     
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    Why? :right:
     
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    :jj: those plastic badges didn't fool you, did they?
     
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    :pray: If a kid came to your door dressed as Sting, please say you have a pic!
     
  11. Mr. Potato Head

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    :lol: No it was the orange vests with the reflective stripes that said 'POLICE'. I should have used MY Mag-Lite™ back at him! :artiejj:

    I HAVE THE SAME FLASHLIGHT DOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!:c
     
  12. Mr. Potato Head

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    The singer or the wrestler?
     
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    :jj: PLEASE tell me you saw them and said, "oh wait, I know I have some donuts around here somewhere"
     
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    mattyfishrip197 Well-Known Member

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    ha ha ha ha
     
  15. Mr. Potato Head

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    I am pretty much 'Yes sir' and 'No sir' when it comes to the police.
     
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    You should have stuffed the mag light down the front of your pants and did the "close talk" thing with him, while rubbing your bottom lip!!
     
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    lisaslisas New Member

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    ahhhh, hell nah! They knocked on your door, you didn't go to their house. Plus, it's halloween! I would have fucked with them like there is no tomorrow! :hhh:
     
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    not this

    this..
     
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    I live in a fairly small town and tend to do illegal activities. Being respectful and friendly with the police, has kept me out of a LOT of trouble and saved me a LOT of money and fines. I'd like to keep it that way, because I sure as shit have no intention of stopping the other crap! :c
     
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    a couple friends sent their kids to the door....they sat in the dark

    they told the kids no matter what...dont say anything,,,and dont leave...just stand there...one was werewolf and other freddie kruger

    it worked..after 5 ...ok just one more piece of candy...i overheard one individual say...ok bye...ok bye..ok bye..your starting to freak me out....ok bye...

    then i heard .....THERE WALKING INSIDE..THE HOUSE..MATTTYYYYYY....MATTYYYYYYY....
     
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