Baltimore Mike Update Needed

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by WillyBest, Oct 6, 2015.

  1. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

    Reputations:
    189,190
    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2012
    Messages:
    27,955
    Likes Received:
    31,525
    How is my fat friend @baltimore mike ? I need an update, since he has me blocked.

    1. Is he still straight edge?
    2. Is he still jacking?
    3. Has he lost any weight?
    4. Has he cucked himself into a coma?
    5. Is he still selling those shitty cars?
    6. Any other news I should be aware of?

    Please let me know, I'm worried about the lil' fella! TIA! :hat:
     
  2. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

    Reputations:
    9
    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2012
    Messages:
    31,614
    Likes Received:
    26,997
    Still fat.
     
    ChuckZ and WillyBest like this.
  3. Real

    Real Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    2,541
    Likes Received:
    323
  4. BleedingGums

    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot VIP

    Reputations:
    20,030
    Joined:
    Sep 21, 2010
    Messages:
    43,085
    Likes Received:
    7,350
    still gay and faggot
     
    Mr Sinister and WillyBest like this.
  5. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

    Reputations:
    189,190
    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2012
    Messages:
    27,955
    Likes Received:
    31,525
    :bigcry:
     
  6. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

    Reputations:
    70,642
    Joined:
    Dec 29, 2013
    Messages:
    53,673
    Likes Received:
    42,293
    I definitely gotta know if he's still jacking.
     
    WillyBest likes this.
  7. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

    Reputations:
    189,190
    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2012
    Messages:
    27,955
    Likes Received:
    31,525
    Dude, he jacks off at work. One of these days, he's gonna get caught.
     
  8. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

    Reputations:
    70,642
    Joined:
    Dec 29, 2013
    Messages:
    53,673
    Likes Received:
    42,293
    It would probably turn him on even more if that happened.
     
  9. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

    Reputations:
    9
    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2012
    Messages:
    31,614
    Likes Received:
    26,997
    I hear Team Mike actually has limited hours on Sundays now instead of being 24/7 365.
     
    WillyBest likes this.
  10. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

    Reputations:
    189,190
    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2012
    Messages:
    27,955
    Likes Received:
    31,525
    Budget cuts?
     
    JameGumb likes this.
  11. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

    Reputations:
    9
    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2012
    Messages:
    31,614
    Likes Received:
    26,997
    Lack of interest.
     
    Scotty4x4 and WillyBest like this.
  12. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

    Reputations:
    189,190
    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2012
    Messages:
    27,955
    Likes Received:
    31,525
    [​IMG]

    How much does Mike spend on that vending machine per day?
     
  13. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

    Reputations:
    57,440
    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2010
    Messages:
    76,037
    Likes Received:
    31,465
    And stupid! :grad:
     
    Scotty4x4 likes this.
  14. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

    Reputations:
    57,440
    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2010
    Messages:
    76,037
    Likes Received:
    31,465
    How much does he make in a day? :giggle:
     
    Scotty4x4 likes this.
  15. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

    Reputations:
    298,573
    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2011
    Messages:
    204,154
    Likes Received:
    139,724
  16. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Old Sea Captain VIP

    Reputations:
    97,019
    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2010
    Messages:
    106,025
    Likes Received:
    37,744
    Die Baltimore Neckfat. :up:
     
  17. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Old Sea Captain VIP

    Reputations:
    97,019
    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2010
    Messages:
    106,025
    Likes Received:
    37,744
    Artie put knives in his tummy cuz he was sad. Don't be sad Artie. :sad:
     
  18. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

    Reputations:
    298,573
    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2011
    Messages:
    204,154
    Likes Received:
    139,724
    B_Tater.png~original.png
     
    Napoleon V and Artie Laugh like this.
  19. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars Gold

    Reputations:
    13,202
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    48,512
    Likes Received:
    17,295
    Mrs. BM is no longer putting out.

    He's been backed up and ornery as a result.
     
    WillyBest likes this.
  20. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

    Reputations:
    189,190
    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2012
    Messages:
    27,955
    Likes Received:
    31,525
    Oh, methinks Mrs. BM is still putting out.

    Just not for him.