Baltimore Mike Update Needed

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  1. WillyBest

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    How is my fat friend @baltimore mike ? I need an update, since he has me blocked.

    1. Is he still straight edge?
    2. Is he still jacking?
    3. Has he lost any weight?
    4. Has he cucked himself into a coma?
    5. Is he still selling those shitty cars?
    6. Any other news I should be aware of?

    Please let me know, I'm worried about the lil' fella! TIA! :hat:
     
  2. Gitfiddle

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    Still fat.
     
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    still gay and faggot
     
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  5. WillyBest

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    :bigcry:
     
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    I definitely gotta know if he's still jacking.
     
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  7. WillyBest

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    Dude, he jacks off at work. One of these days, he's gonna get caught.
     
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    It would probably turn him on even more if that happened.
     
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    I hear Team Mike actually has limited hours on Sundays now instead of being 24/7 365.
     
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  10. WillyBest

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    Budget cuts?
     
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    Lack of interest.
     
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    How much does Mike spend on that vending machine per day?
     
  13. Mr. Potato Head

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    And stupid! :grad:
     
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    How much does he make in a day? :giggle:
     
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    Die Baltimore Neckfat. :up:
     
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    Artie put knives in his tummy cuz he was sad. Don't be sad Artie. :sad:
     
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    B_Tater.png~original.png
     
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    Mrs. BM is no longer putting out.

    He's been backed up and ornery as a result.
     
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    Oh, methinks Mrs. BM is still putting out.

    Just not for him.