Baltimore Mike vs Schmoopy....who will be the first to get laid again?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by NipplesAndToes23, Dec 13, 2013.

  1. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    My money is on B'more Mike. At least he doesn't' work for his daddy.
     
  2. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    BTW, getting laid by a dude doesn't count, Shmoopy.
     
  3. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    He's married too.
     
  4. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    You really are the black Dogstar. :facepalm:
     
  5. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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  6. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Where's the fucking poll, Kool Moe Dee?
     
  7. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    There you go, Schmoopy...always asking a dude for some pole...
     
  8. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Dogstar's Chris Rock compared to you.
     
  9. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    Prove me wrong, Schmoop. Go get some strange.
     
  10. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Schmoopy should be trying to fuck the lonely unsatisfied lusty old broads that bring their vacuums in for him to repair. He's not working to his full potential.
     
  11. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Go blow your horse.
     
  12. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    Yeah, Schoppy. Bang one of those old blue hairs who come to buy a vacuum. You don't even need to wear a rubber. :yes:
     
  13. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    I'm testing my willpower. I'm a mad scientist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:tadah::sd:
     
  14. BleedingGums

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  15. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    BM can always wait for his wife to go to sleep, pick up his gut, find his wiener and stick it in her. Advantage Mike.
     
  16. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    wife and i have a nasty fuck date tonite :dance:
     
  17. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    You should broadcast it on Chaturbate.....
     
  18. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    Schmoop can get laid anytime anyplace.

    :gflash2:
     
  20. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    niggerless cage