Baltimore Mike vs Schmoopy....who will be the first to get laid again?

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  1. NipplesAndToes23

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    My money is on B'more Mike. At least he doesn't' work for his daddy.
     
  2. NipplesAndToes23

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    BTW, getting laid by a dude doesn't count, Shmoopy.
     
  3. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    He's married too.
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    You really are the black Dogstar. :facepalm:
     
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  6. Schmoopy

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    Where's the fucking poll, Kool Moe Dee?
     
  7. NipplesAndToes23

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    There you go, Schmoopy...always asking a dude for some pole...
     
  8. Schmoopy

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    Dogstar's Chris Rock compared to you.
     
  9. NipplesAndToes23

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    Prove me wrong, Schmoop. Go get some strange.
     
  10. FatKidSullivan

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    Schmoopy should be trying to fuck the lonely unsatisfied lusty old broads that bring their vacuums in for him to repair. He's not working to his full potential.
     
  11. Schmoopy

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    Go blow your horse.
     
  12. NipplesAndToes23

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    Yeah, Schoppy. Bang one of those old blue hairs who come to buy a vacuum. You don't even need to wear a rubber. :yes:
     
  13. Schmoopy

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    I'm testing my willpower. I'm a mad scientist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:tadah::sd:
     
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    BM can always wait for his wife to go to sleep, pick up his gut, find his wiener and stick it in her. Advantage Mike.
     
  16. baltimore mike

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    wife and i have a nasty fuck date tonite :dance:
     
  17. NipplesAndToes23

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    You should broadcast it on Chaturbate.....
     
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    Schmoop can get laid anytime anyplace.

    :gflash2:
     
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    niggerless cage