Baltimore Mike Weight GAIN Encouragement Thread

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by BrulesRules, Aug 21, 2012.

  1. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits

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    Fat people are funny, don't lose the weight Mikey. In here we post things to encourage Mike to eat or be lazy.

    Big ass plate of wings while watching a Baltimore Ravens game on your couch in your PJs.

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  2. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits

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    Buy a bunch of these to snack on during those slow times at work.

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  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    But he's unhealthy fat

    You can be a little overweight and still be healthy

    He looks like he might die and I'll have to go :owned:

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  4. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits

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    Screw walking, exercise sucks. Get one of these bad boys..

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  5. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits

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    Those candy bars will make you thirsty, washt hem down with a 2 Liter of Pibb

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  6. Habit Forming

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    "Nutritional Guidelines" are just one of many ways the MAN tries to hold you down.
     
  7. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Mmmm. Mr Pibb.
     
  8. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits

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    Why only go for 100% Daily Value of saturated fat when you could give it 110%??
     
  9. RobsDad

    RobsDad Well-Known Member VIP

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    I'm glad he didn't listen to Dean Wormer.

    Fat, Drunk, and Stupid has gotten him to where he is today.

    Well done T.B.M.
     
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  10. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits

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    Watch the Gold Rush Marathon and get a bed pan to shit in so you don't have to ever get up.
     
  11. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    All ready to be picked...

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    Make sure to dip them in the melted butter and add extra old bay.
     
  12. Cheri

    Cheri Skunk VIP

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    Keep eating until you get diabetes. Then your insurance will cover the weight loss surgery.
     
  13. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits

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    Can you smell the Old Bay Seasoning and butter sauce on those crabs Mike??? mmmmm so good.
     
  14. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits

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    If you get big enough you can get your own row on a plane.

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  15. Suzy

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    That's genius!
     
  16. Cheri

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    :rofl: They have fat pig rows now?
     
  17. Cheri

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    The key is, you have to time it so the diabetes doesn't do any damage. Then once the surgery is done, no diabetes! Win-win
     
  18. RH Goatcabin

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    In.
     
  19. JJR

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    I never see Take 5 bars anymore. :( I fucking loved those things :(
     
  20. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits

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    Cmon Mike, you can do it, reach that 400lb mark! :cheer: