Baltimore mike's 12 hour last day of the month hang out thread

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, Nov 30, 2015.

  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    I just heard my boss tell a customer that we are only 300 one this truck because it is the last day of the month

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  2. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Well-Known Member

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    Everything is ok until it isn't.
     
  3. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Well-Known Member

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    Also what?
     
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  4. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    These guys are so old school here
     
  5. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    300 one this truck, eh? If I've heard that once, I've heard it a thousand times.
     
  6. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    We have 5 or 6 calls on that car just today
     
  7. BleedingGums

    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot 2010 OG VIP

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    how many lbs did u gain bro?
     
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  8. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Stump
     
  9. Mr Sinister

    Mr Sinister Gold

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    Mike have you sold any cars this month at all
     
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  10. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    How many test drives did you jack and fart in?
     
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  11. banksy

    banksy Bye, Felicia VIP

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    why did you leave a dealership to go work at a used car lot Mike?

    did the dealership run a background check on you? :pedo:
     
  12. computer blue

    computer blue Well-Known Member VIP

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    Were you caught taking a selfie of your ass at the last dealership?
     
  13. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Yes they did
     
  14. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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  15. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    I have a clean record!
     
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  16. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner! VIP

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    300 one this truck
     
  17. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars VIP

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    Why'd you leave Hyundai?
     
  18. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    suck me off again, mike
     
  19. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    I never did this
     
  20. banksy

    banksy Bye, Felicia VIP

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    the prospect of selling $300 shitboxes to mexicans and coloreds was just too enticing
     
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