Baltimore mike's 12 hour last day of the month hang out thread

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, Nov 30, 2015.

  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    I just heard my boss tell a customer that we are only 300 one this truck because it is the last day of the month

    :lol:
     
  2. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    Everything is ok until it isn't.
     
  3. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    Also what?
     
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  4. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    These guys are so old school here
     
  5. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    300 one this truck, eh? If I've heard that once, I've heard it a thousand times.
     
  6. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    We have 5 or 6 calls on that car just today
     
  7. BleedingGums

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    how many lbs did u gain bro?
     
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  8. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    Stump
     
  9. Mr Sinister

    Mr Sinister Gold

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    Mike have you sold any cars this month at all
     
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  10. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    How many test drives did you jack and fart in?
     
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  11. banksy

    banksy FAT FADED FUCK FACE VIP

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    why did you leave a dealership to go work at a used car lot Mike?

    did the dealership run a background check on you? :pedo:
     
  12. computer blue

    computer blue Well-Known Member

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    Were you caught taking a selfie of your ass at the last dealership?
     
  13. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    Yes they did
     
  14. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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  15. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    I have a clean record!
     
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  16. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    300 one this truck
     
  17. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Why'd you leave Hyundai?
     
  18. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    suck me off again, mike
     
  19. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    I never did this
     
  20. banksy

    banksy FAT FADED FUCK FACE VIP

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    the prospect of selling $300 shitboxes to mexicans and coloreds was just too enticing
     
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