Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, Jul 31, 2015.
hit the pavement nf
Mike willy wanted me to ask u one more time. Please take him off block. Put him on probation, if he fucks up, he's gone for good.
Mike, we had a female car saleswoman the other day. She was way better than any male salesman I've ever worked with.
After that gourmet breakfast where are you headed to wine country?
Champipple and bologna sandwiches.
Buick is doing away with the common test drive. They let you take the car home for 24 hours and test drive it ya self.
Never heard of the lad
Oh. Never mind then.
That's cool as shit.
I had a dude last weekend, big old tub of lard with lots of cheap jewelry on, and I wanted to punch him in the fucking face. Dude was trying to show us cars we didn't want to see, telling us stories about his fucking friends down in Tennessee as if I gave a fuck. The guy would not shut the fuck up.
Before I could tell him to just get the fuck away from us, my girlfriend politely told him that we would just continue looking around.
She was kind of hot in a slutty bar whore way, too.
Any chick who wants to do this for a living is kind of fucked up
I actually knew her from when I was in nursing school. She used to be a mental health technician in a mental hospital.
Why do you think she is fucked up?
Mike, you ever finger bang the receptionist?