Ban Dodgeball: Yea or nay?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Diogenes1, May 11, 2013.

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Should Dodgeball Be Banned as part of PE?

Poll closed May 13, 2013.
  1. Yay

    13.6%
  2. Nay

    81.8%
  3. I suck cock.

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  1. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    Fatties and pussies and their advocates want the time-honored sport of Dodgeball banned as part of the middle to high school physical education curriculum.

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    The pussification of America continues.

    Do you believe it should be banned?

    This is sourced from WWTDD.com:

    The National Association for Sport and Physical Education says that teaching team sports in P.E. class, especially dodgeball, is tantamount to baby murder. Cheryl Richardson, the head of the organization, says, “Dodgeball should not be part of any curriculum, ever.” God forbid our fat pre-type 2 diabetes bundles of joy break a sweat. And even worse, somebody has to lose the game! This is precisely why we’re turning into a bunch of pussies.Team sports teach discipline and the ability to work with others. This doesn’t come naturally especially to men. Sports build character. In life it’s as important to learn how to lose gracefully as it is to win, because most of the time we don’t win. Also, a red rubber ball to the face is a good thing. It wakes you up to the fact that you are alive. Fear is good and overcoming that fear is what makes us strong. So, by all means ban team sports. America will become France and get invaded by our enemies. If we can’t stand like a man in the crossfire of some rubber balls then how are we going to stand up to Chinese bullets. No offense China, but let’s face it, you’re eventually coming for us.
     
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  2. Mur

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    Don't ban it.
     
  3. Ridic Too

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    Ban diogenes from making threads
     
  4. Gas Face

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    I want to throw a dodge ball at the op
     
  5. Teeney

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    I was torn between voting Nay or the I suck cock option.
     
  6. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    :bjmimic:
     
  7. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    Loved that game in middle school. Headhunting for geeks and assholes was my specialty. :cool:
     
  8. Teeney

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    No matter what vote I choose I still end up with balls at my face so it is a win/win for me :cheer:
     
  9. Gas Face

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    isn't against the rules to throw the ball at yourself?
     
  10. Gas Face

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    :wub:
     
  11. Teeney

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    For the record The Gas Face's vote is that he sucks cock.
     
  12. Gas Face

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    I didn't vote :fil:
     
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    There were plenty gunning for me too :hhh:
     
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    Love dodge ball.
     
  16. Diogenes1

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    :bj:Well when you have a free moment make sure to vote.
     
  18. Diogenes1

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    [video=youtube_share;RlB3QSVXiKo]http://youtu.be/RlB3QSVXiKo[/video]
     
  19. Teeney

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    I don't like to brag, but I was very good at dodge ball. I was quick on my feet.
     
  20. Gas Face

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    Keep your feet away from my balls. :right: