Bananna Slicer

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by HaroldJackson, Apr 22, 2013.

  1. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member

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    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    Christ, Dawg posted this in 2011.
     
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    so that means it was relevant in 2009
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Fuck bananas and fuck you!
     
  5. Oderus

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    yes. Thank you for explaining.
     
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    a butter knife too hard to manipulate?
     
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    we used to take a sewing needle, insert it into the banana, and cut the banana without leaving any other holes. the needle hole is hidden in a dark seam. the banana gets peeled, and the person freaks out 'cause it's cut into slices :hhh:
     
  8. Oderus

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    and now you post on message boards instead.
     
  9. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I'm Chiquita banana and I'm here to say, put some rubber in your blubber and you'll bounce away.
     
  10. TagMan

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    you crazy kids
     
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    I love that story.
     
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    n <--------here, you can have this back

    It's "banana".
     
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    :lol::lol:
     
  15. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    :jj:
     
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    Most women get squeamish when Matty talks bananas.
     
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    A fun fact: the easiest way to peel a banana is by turning it upside down and then pinching the end and then peeling it. You can then peel it with ease and also take off that disgusting nub at the end of the banana. This is how animals in the wild peel bananas.
     
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    progress! :dancin:
     
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    :nojj:
     
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