News Bank Robber Posts Hold-Up On Instagram

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  1. dawg

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    A Virginia man accused of robbing a bank posted two videos and a photo of the incident to Instagram.

    Dominyk Antonio Alfonseca, 23, walked into a TowneBank in Virginia Beach on Monday and passed the teller a note to "please" hand over $150,000 (£98,000) in bonds.

    The note allegedly read: "Police take 3 to 4 minutes to get here, I would appreciate if you Ring the alarm a minute after I am gone… make sure the money doesn't BLOW UP ON MY WAY OUT. :)".

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    He recorded the incident on his mobile phone and posted videos and a photo of the note online.

    The clips show the teller putting stacks of cash in a bag.

    Officers picked up Alfonseca soon after he left the bank, carrying a gym bag full of money.

    In a jailhouse interview, the accused told WAVY-TV that asking for money is not a crime.

    Alfonseca said he would not have posted the images if he had done anything wrong.

     
  2. Droog

    Droog Well-Known Member VIP

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    That guy is awesome! Gotta love his justification. He might just get away with it since asking for money isn't a crime. The problem is he seems to acknowledge the holdup by mentioning the alarm and the cops. Why would they call cops if not for a robbery?
     
  3. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    This strikes me as something that shoulda happened in Florida. :fil:
     
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    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ VIP

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    a bank robber here in AZ sent a note through the tube at the drive -thru saying it was a robbery and give me money
    and the stupid teller did.
     
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    ScottBaiosPenis Well-Known Member

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    someone tried it before yes its a crime
     
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    SorryBoff Well-Known Member

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    That's adorable
     
  7. Calloused Shins

    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    I agree. As long as he said please...