Baptise that ass, Eva Longoria bikini shots

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MutteringJohn, Aug 2, 2014.

  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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  2. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    Like, Aniston and Halle Berry, she cant keep a man. I bet she's a major pain in the ass...:coffee:
     
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    HS Cult Leader Elite Member Gold

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    After the shit she pulled last election, she can go fuck herself! :pissoff:
     
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  4. Stan Beeman

    Stan Beeman Well-Known Member VIP

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    maybe her vagina smells like low tide in 100 degree humidity
     
  5. AmishGirl

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    A cross above your butt? :facepalm:
     
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    HS Cult Leader Elite Member Gold

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    Yup, most people place it up near their heart, she finds it appropriate for it to be above her ass crack.
     
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Never, ever bought into the hype about her. She's incredibly overrated. Yeah, she's nice looking, but she's nothing special. Go to any crowded night club and you'll see a dozen chicks hotter.
     
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    Her bum looks like spurs went across it
     
  10. HowieStearn

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    yeah but if she can get beef a job then it smells like rose petals
     
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    +1
     
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    mape Well-Known Member

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    The real "war on women" is this sex less, vapid cunt in a bikini.
     
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    Ben Dover Well-Known Member

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    That Spur's name is Tony Parker.......until he wised up and dumped her for new pussy


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    crosshairs :grad:
     
  17. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Donkeyboy2190 Never earned a dimes

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    And he just signed a 3 year 45 million extension today
     
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    You ever hear about someone for a bunch of years and then realize you have no fucking idea why they're supposedly famous?

    I know who she is, but I have no idea why I know who she is.