Bar Fruit

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  1. crackerjackson5

    crackerjackson5 Well-Known Member

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    how can anyone eat and/or drink the fruit at a bar?

    I watched a bartender clean a couple of glasses, straws, and napkins off the bar and go straight to twisting a lime for a gin and tonic. Fucking disgusting.

    The waitresses are always dressing their own drinks with the same hands that they just bussed the table with.

    Bottled beer is the only way to go at a bar.
     
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  2. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Phil likes mango
     
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    I'm not too scared to drink out of a nice frozen mug to go with that beer.
     
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    Only drink out of,the bottle
     
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    Capn Crud Needs a beer VIP Gold

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    The drinks have alcohol in them. Sterilized :ufacepalm:
     
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    i bring my own booze from home and pay the bartender to let me drink it


    only way to be safe and sanitary
     
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    this ain't moonshine
     
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    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    He likes frothy stuff.
     
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    If your beer mug has foam stuck to the sides you've got a filthy glass. Probably full of disease.
     
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    Capn Crud Needs a beer VIP Gold

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    As a pussy eater, I don't worry about a bubble or 2 in my beer :vag:
     
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    Dude, do you wear a bubble when you go out? What if the beer bottler pissed in every bottle? How would you know?
     
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    I've toured multiple breweries and they sanitize their shit. The cut limes, cherries, and olives are always swarming with fruit flies.
     
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    Interesting.
     
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    I do pest control and nothing is clean any where no matter what you think



    the flies and girls handling booze after washing a table should be the least of your concerns
     
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    That's a given with Budweiser
     
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    prolly violating food sanitary laws & shit
     
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    Gay and faggot
    No offense brah but yer gay.
     
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    when I'm at a bar, the only I'm looking at is

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    @headerheader :wub:
     
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