Barack is fucking Beyonce

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Kracka-Mike, Feb 11, 2014.

  1. Kracka-Mike

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    If rep points were like the stock market, I'd be shorting the fuck out if yours right now.
     
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    Never mind.
     
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    I agree!
     
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    maybe the other way around :dontknow:
     
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    he bites his lip like a girl when he throws like a girl.
     
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    You could break cinder blocks with those thighs.
     
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    I remember that interview. Jesus Christ it was the most cringe worthy thing I've ever saw.

    The guy claims to be a whitesox fan and while up in the booth one of the announcers throws him a softball asking him whom his favortie player is.

    He stumbles and can't even name one. Even a chick could say her favorite whitesox was frank thomas. I understand that he's more of a basketball fan but that was pathetic

    As for the rumor I kind of doubt it. Say what you will about him as a president, he seems like a good family man and I doesn't strike me as the type who cheats. Michelle Obama also doesn't strike me as the type who would put up with that shit either
     
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    That's just Gross. :gross:
     
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    That was a truly great interview. Starting off with him talking about how much as a boy growing up how much he loved Cominskey Field. :facepalm: It is literally impossible to not know the name of your favorite teams ball park. Impossible. Then when they asked him his favorite player, it was like they asked a 12 year old to dissect the true meaning of E=MC2.

    Then the camera angle they chose for the pitch, him riding with Musial, not having the catcher but rather Puljos come out to make sure there were cheers for somebody, etc, etc......

    Such pre-packaged nonsense.

    And no, he is not fucking anyone. Not beyonce, and certainly not his star wife formerly coached by the great John Thompson in the 80's.
     
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    Barack is the Man!

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    So...is Beyoncé Obama's Marilyn Monroe to his Kennedy? is that what we're intimating here? :scratch:
     
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    michelle will leave him soon after his excellency is forced out of office in 2016 by evil white supremisists!

    they will be married like billary is married.

    he will be worshipped by the people who he barely hung out with until it became a way to make $$$ without working. :jj:


    win win for the world!
     
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    [video=youtube;E1IFDO7KHAE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1IFDO7KHAE[/video]
     
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    like this is news? i remember seeing her singing "at last" to the obamas at the inauguration and knew right then and there that those two were JFK and marilyn monroe all over again. why is this such a shocker? you know jay-z fucks around, and you know the only person he'd allow beyonce to fuck around with is the president, so who cares?
     
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    Sooooo...if a president shakes a chick's hand, he's fucking them. Got it.

    Negged and rated
     
  18. j shmuck

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    Oh and the other reason the story is likely false.

    No way in hell is the Washington Post putting together a story that would make Obama look bad, he's a democrat.

    Everyone in the press knew about John Edward's affair and kept it secret. It was the national enquire that broke that story.

    Newsweek had all the information on Bill and Monica, but refused to release it. The story was broke by the Drudge Report
     
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    She is repulsive and he is a stupid faggot. Hey....just like Wiggy & Beefus.:coffee: