Entertainment Baron Vladamir Harkonnen suspended by church

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  1. MutteringJohn

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    It’s the future! But the Catholic church doesn’t seem ready to embrace it. A priest in the Philippines recently rode a hoverboard during a Christmas Eve Mass. But the Diocese of San Pablo has now suspended the poor hoverboarding Father.
     
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    It is mass, not a sideshow. He wants to act like a jerkoff, let him go be a protestant.
     
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    Dune sucked
     
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    holy roller
     
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    the spice must flow! :grad:
     
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    Please baby Jesus, let this turn into a hover board fail thread.
     
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    Why the hell do we call those "hoverboards?" They have two wheels!
     
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    He's preaching about a fairy tale being in the sky and bilking suckers outta their cash but the hoverboard is the issue. :jj:
     
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    Protestant snake oil salesman "preach". This is a Catholic priest conducting a mass.
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    "Tamayto, tamahto"
     
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    the hoverboard just makes him a masshole
     
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    this is like arguing about who the "real" wrestlers are.
     
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    I know your religion is very important to you. This must really stick in your craw. Like a huge veiny dong stuck in a porn whore's asshole.
     
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    the voice of reason.
     
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    No. Catholics follow the words of God and Jesus. Protestants follow the words of any schmuck who can recite a verse of the bible and spin a good yarn. It is store brand cola compared to Coke, cheap knock off. Might as well be a $cientologist.
     
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