Barred Owl 1 - Mouse 0

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  1. Diogenes1

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    i was hoping for a video.
     
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    Yeah, this thread is the suck
     
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    [video=youtube;hckIjL7z5z4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hckIjL7z5z4[/video]
     
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    Dio, you know I'm a fan, but come the fuck on, I could make that with sticks :jj:
     
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    What is that a picture of?
     
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    ok, retards, within the markings in the snow to the left, you can make out the wings spread out on the snow as the owl plummeted earthward toward the doomed mouse you can see tunneling in the snow. Just like making angels in the snow, the Barred Owl will drop into the snow and spread out its wings for balance and support as its talons grip the rodentia for its winter feast. This is a chance for you to do forensic science in the winter snow. Learn to read the world around you instead of relying on some jerkoff's shaky camera on youtube.

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    TWTE-rie.-
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I don't get it
     
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    I love your av. I would dive into that yesterday.
     
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    Were you the dude posing as a chick trolling for cock pics?
     
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    I think an owl drew a picture of a mouse in the snow.
     
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    yes I was, you wanna send it again?

    please send me a pic of your big fat beer can cock so I can have something to jerk off to . . . I mean the minimal effort it would take to google thousands upon thousands of cock pics doesn't compare to adopting a false gender and identity in order to get the very same caliber of cock pics from a site I pay supportership too.


    :rolleye:
     
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    Where did the snake go
     
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    beneath the frozen earth in a torpid state
     
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    Worst snow angel ever.
     
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    I didn't know snakes torpided in the winter.
     
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    it's a snow owl dummy :rolleyes:
     
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    they have an anti-freeze compound int heir reptilian blood like frogs and turtles that allows them to practically freeze solid and thaw out come spring time.