Baseball is working on making America fatter *Chriza Get The Fuck In Here*

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  1. Nantrax

    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    The Chicago White Sox are supersizing a ballpark classic this season, announcing Wednesday that they will sell a 12-scoop banana split sundae served in a full-size batting helmet.

    The sundae's foundation is four scoops each of vanilla, chocolate and strawberry ice cream. It comes drizzled with caramel, strawberry sauce and chocolate syrup, and includes two bananas, whipped cream and cherries. It will weigh about 3 pounds and cost $17.

    "It should feed a lot of people, and it comes in a hardy, helmet container that we think people will go home with and remember their time at the ballpark," said Brooks Boyer, the White Sox's senior vice president of sales and marketing.

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    Earlier this month, the Arizona Diamondbacks announced they will sell an 18-inch corndog for $25. The dog is stuffed with cheddar cheese, jalapenos and bacon and comes with a side of fries.

    The Texas Rangers, meanwhile, are serving bacon on a stick -- a three-quarter-inch-thick piece of bacon that is Hungarian-smoked and dipped in maple syrup -- for $7. Fans also have the option of washing that down with a frozen beer -- served at 20.5 degrees Fahrenheit -- for $7.75.

    http://espn.go.com/chicago/mlb/story/_/id/10676917/chicago-white-sox-offer-3-pound-sundae-helmet
     
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    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I gained 5 pounds by just reading the article :pig:
     
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    Think I could get it with all vanilla Ice cream?
     
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    i remember as a kid going to all you can eat build your own sundae, banana split in the lakes region of nh. it was always good in theory & all the kids would be so excited building that plate of bullshit, but after two bites we were done. what a waste of sugar. i've never been into sweets but it was fun building tho.:dontknow:
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    isnt like gluttony one of the 7 deadly sins, weird, but i kinda get it when i see an adult eating something like that. it aint cute or funny.
     
  6. Gator

    Gator What?

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    I think Arizona Diamondbacks have a huge hot dog for $25 :facepalm:
     
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    i love me a hotdog
     
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    Petco Ballpark :buffet:


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    How much for extra syrup?
     
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    My mistake "18-inch corn dog"

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    The Indians park has an all you can eat section. Not sure it's a wise idea to have it in the upper deck :c
     
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    k, that made me laugh right there now.:hat:
     
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    How's Lennon doing? :woah:
     
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    Doing great! She's learning all sorts of new ways to wreak havoc on our lives ;)
     
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    Bacon stick
     
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    How many games they gonna win this year? I say 40
     
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    Baseball is dying, each generation cares less about the sport then the generation before it.
     
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    No