Batman and superman didn't even fuck in dawn of justice

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  1. fairfax

    fairfax New Member

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    i feel ripped off.
     
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    dont spoil it for me!

    i'm going later today!

    do they blow each other, at least?
     
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    fairfax New Member

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    There's a moment where batman gives superman this look, and I was like "some SERIOUS porking is about to happen" but...

    I won't spoil it for you.
     
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    that might have just been Afflec breaking character. He sucks as an actor.
     
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    I saw Batman's armored suit when I was jacking off in the toy section at Target.
     
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    Go on.
     
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    batman wears a kryptonite condom.
     
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    movie sucks. save your money.
     
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    you're right

    the best scene was when Supes says "Is she with you?"
     
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    and the storyline is stupid. three times i almost left early. jesse eisenberg plays Lex as though he is the Joker. Bruce Wayne is delusional and subject to hallucinations. Wonder Woman was good: did her own stunts and will be in the next Justice League movie and her own movie.

    i just do not appreciate the way DC continuously reboots their characters and universe just because their authors have no imaginations.
     
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    Film director Kevin Smith, a long-time friend and collaborator of Ben Affleck, said in his review of Batman v Superman on his podcast Hollywood Babble-On that "Batman v Superman shows 'fundamental misunderstanding' of both superheroes...[I felt like] the movie…didn’t really have a heart...humorless, there was nothing funny going on in that world whatsoever...There seems to be a fundamental lack of understanding of what those characters are about. It’s almost like Zack Snyder didn’t read a bunch of comics, he read one comic once, and it was Dark Knight Returns, and his favourite part was the last part where Batman and Superman fight.
     
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    the box office dropped off 70% the second weekend.
     
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    I love it. Fuck DC!
     
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    well to be profitable the movie has to clear 1 billion, which it does not look like it is going to do. in china pretty much nobody was interested in seeing it, and in europe it was panned. nobody wanted to see Superman: Doomsday outside of the US and nobody outside of the US was interested in the same basic story as a non-anime movie. without the non_US sales it is dead.
     
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    I saw it tonight. My expectations were zero because of all the crappy reviews it has been getting. I liked it. The reviews are pretty much right but I still enjoyed most of it. It's a bit long. And I can't take Ben serious in any role. He's just being Ben Affleck.
     
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    How about the part where he had his shirt off? Amirite? I mean, I'm not gay or nothin, but man!
     
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    he pumped up like mad for the movie. the costume was modeled and padded to match the body of a pro body builder (I wish i could remember the guy's name - R something) but if a viewer only wanted cheesecake there are much better sources of it. Afflec is no Christian Bale and it comes across in the movie: Bale's Batman was troubled. Afflec's is psychotic and delusional. I was greatly disappointed.
     
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    That's why I only watch animes that I created myself.
    I can't stand movies where guys aren't fucking other guys