Battle of the Bulge - Choose a Chubster.....

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  1. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    I know it's hard, but you can only choose ONE, and you can't look for pictures of what they may have looked like thin (when they were 7)......I will find the BEST pictures I can of each....
    Edit: Guys, NO FAIR passing on this, you have to choose one!!! Humor me, damn it!

    Melissa McCarthy
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    Lena Dunham
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    Rebel Wilson
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling

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    Thank you , I'll pass.

    And thank you for only posting head shots of very portly ladies.
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    According to your pictures Melissa McCarthy looks the best. Plus she has some of the same genes as Jenny, so there's that.:coffee:
     
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    By the time I'm drunk enough to bone one a them broads, whiskey dick will have set in.
     
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    What kind of gun/bullet is aimed at my head, and how far?

    This could be pertinent.
     
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    Can't we just be friends?
     
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    the second one is a dirty skunk who fisted her sister or something

    I choose her as a result
     
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    Oofah, I would rather eat Howard's wig glue than get smothered by those porkers.
     
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    Rebel Wilson looks like a skinny girl who is wearing a fake fatsuit/makeup.
     
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    2,1,3
     
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    Pussy Tendon Wet! CUNT!!!!!

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    What about that size 22 supersizeme model?
     
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    Lena Dunham would be disgusting at 85 lbs. And she looks like she smells.

    Anyone who chose Lena Dunham should be dragged to the nearest gulag
     
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    Melissa and Rebel both look like they bathe regularly and didn't molest their sister so they advance. Round 2: both were in Bridesmaids and have made me laugh, but Rebel has that accent which would get annoying, so Melissa FTW.

    Plus, anyone that was on Gilmore Girls has the advantage anyway

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    Melissa. Cute enough face, cute when thinner, actually amusing. Rebel has that weird trump combo very and looks like a drag queen, and Dunham is just vile her body looks like a loss bag of trash and has a vile personality.
     
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    Rebel's face annoys me for some reason.
     
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    It wouldn't be hard anywhere near those three.
     
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    Unfortunately for Rebel, she looks like a cross between Beavis and Divine.
     
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    :haha:

    If you're a woman it's not good to look like two guys, even if one of them is a cartoon.
     
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