Be careful this 4th of July...

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  1. EndOfLine

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    Do you love watching fireworks? What about watching fireworks that blow the shit out of poor, unsuspecting mannequins? Well, have we got a treat for you.

    The Consumer Product Safety Commission recently conducted their annual fireworks safety demonstration on the National Mall in Washington, D.C. And just like past safety demonstrations, it’s more hilarious than frightening. Okay, it’s a little bit frightening. We’ve cut the original video down to just the most explosive parts.




    http://gizmodo.com/heres-the-governments-horrifying-new-fireworks-safety-d-1715432837

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    AcquiringSignal Girthy VIP

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    #mannequinlivesmatter
     
  3. Shortwave98

    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    I hate when that happens!:mad:
     
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    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Thankfully we're not made out of styrofoam.

    I had a firecracker go off in my hand as a kid. It got numb and blackened. That was about it.

    The bigger stuff you're asking for trouble. But I doubt many of the injuries occur unless you're a redneck saying "watch this".
     
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    And I doubt those mannequins were even drinking.
     
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    Kool Well-Known Member

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    One of those got shot into my friends leg, it was bad but awesome.
     
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    x76 Well-Known Member

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    FUCK THE GOVERNMENT. HANDS OFF MY FUCKING FIREWORKS YOU GODDAMNED FUN HATERS.
     
  10. RONNIE THE CLAW

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    Mannequins have rights too you know! "HANDS UP! DON'T SHOOT! I CAN'T BREATHE!!"
     
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    Umm, speak for yourself, Kemosabe.

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    Was playing with fireworks with a friend about 23 years ago. We went into my parents' garage and found a bag of what I thought were smoke bombs. I lit one and held it in my fingers to blow out the flame and make the smoke. Turned out to be a cherry bomb. My fingers swelled up to double their size, my ears were ringing for 3 days, got some shrapnel cuts on my face and cut my cornea (still have a small scar on my cornea and luckily still have my fingers). Needless to say, I've never touched fireworks since that day.
     
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