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Be honest. Are you afraid of a tap and die?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by crazypreacher, Nov 30, 2012.

  1. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Survival Scrolls Gold

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    Ryan Lever Well-Known Member Shot Dead

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    No but I am afraid I might not tap any ass before I die :jj:
     
  3. BleedingGums

    BleedingGums Well-Known Member VIP

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  4. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Survival Scrolls Gold

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    Don't make a mockery of my spinoff, gentlemen.
     
  5. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Human Suffering. End the Buttpain. VIP

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  6. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Certainly not afraid but need a new set.
     
  7. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Staff Member

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    :nojj:
     
  8. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Survival Scrolls Gold

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    Me too. Time to go to Grainger.
     
  9. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member

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    Just use plenty of oil and remember to back off a quarter turn every once in a while, you'll be fine.
    Oh and as with everything don't buy cheap shit from the Depot, they'll snap or lose their edge.
     
  10. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Survival Scrolls Gold

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    Mr. Ricards! How are you?
     
  11. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    I'm not afraid, but only if I have cutting fluid....
     
  12. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Survival Scrolls Gold

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    In a pinch I us wd-40 as cutting fluid. Shhhhh
     
  13. big faggy

    big faggy Victim of Sexual Assault by Male Hairdresser VIP

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    [video=youtube;2awtmuTh4Wk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2awtmuTh4Wk[/video]
     
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    beatlejaws nowhere poster VIP

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    :jj:
     
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    big faggy Victim of Sexual Assault by Male Hairdresser VIP

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    [video=youtube;OccBmI9ZD1A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OccBmI9ZD1A[/video]

    He just wants a damned hammer!
     
  16. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    crazypreacher Survival Scrolls Gold

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    Eddie Stilson lol
     
  18. big faggy

    big faggy Victim of Sexual Assault by Male Hairdresser VIP

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    Ryan Lever tapped ass one more time than half of the men on this site.
     
  19. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Survival Scrolls Gold

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    Don't make a mockery of my sex life.
     
  20. big faggy

    big faggy Victim of Sexual Assault by Male Hairdresser VIP

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    [video=youtube;TJ_k2nCmDX8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJ_k2nCmDX8[/video]

    Now Bill Clinton is going to call an IHOP. One of my favorite soundboard prank calls ever.