Be honest, based on looks and body you've never banged a chick hotter than Beth.

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  1. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    I haven't and I've banged some good looking broads. Please be honest and take the Howard hate put of it.

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    My first was better.

    1. Former gymnast which gave her a tight little body
    2. Far prettier face.
    3. NATURAL body with pert 34C tits
    4. 18 yrs old, not near menopause like Beth
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    If she's good enough for John Stamos, she's good enough for me.
     
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    Rocinante Well-Endowed Member Gold

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    Your premise is false. Beth isn't hot.
     
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    If she's good enough for you and Stamos she's good enough for me, after 7 beers
     
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    Yes I have, more than one...:coffee:
     
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    Two.

    A runner with an insane body and beautiful face. And a natural beauty that turned heads in every room.

    Beth is no prize and her offputting dimness and sense of entitlement makes her uglier than a lot of women.
     
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    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Virgin?
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    Quick question about the rules

    does the chick have to be physically in the room with you when the banging is occurring?
     
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    I don't fuck retards, and that's based on looks.
     
  15. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Wait, I think all dudes claiming to bang hotter chicks than Beth need to post a pic. Everyone knows I'm the best looking guy on this board so I'm finding it hard to believe dudes banged hotter chicks than me.
     
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    Hot for average Joe to bang, but Howard should have done better.
     
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    :bigthink

    i say yes and physical contacts between genitalia is requird
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    I have definitely banged chicks with a hotter face and better body and breasts than Beth. Pic to start thread is a photoshoot with work done to it. Have I banged tons of them...no.
     
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    jrstinkfish The Slow Adult VIP

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    Beth is attractive, but she never has stirred up any lust inside of me, not even that pic you posted that's intended to make men jerk off right to her face. Not saying I'd kick her out of bed, but I could throw a rock in the local mall and hit an attractive normal girl I'd like to bang before I'd choose Beth.

    But to answer the question, I like to think I have, at least they were hotter in my eyes. I mean, they didn't have tit jobs, plastic surgery, botox, pearly-white caps, and hair extensions, but I think they were still hot.
     
  20. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Good point, who would be better for Howard?